Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

wam60

Giving a lapdance to some octogenarian in the corner...

Corina1143

Waiting for me. Isn't he sweet?

Cat0703a

Giving out samples of her homemade lip balm…without using her hands. 💋

PaperDoll_

Spreading her germs all over the place 🤨

Cat0703a

Avoiding my kisses 😒

wam60

Naked on a table covered in sushi...

Cat0703a

Inexperienced using chopsticks. Owww!!

meganlea33

Playing chopsticks on their xylophone.

Corina1143

Enchanted with the music

HungryCatapillar23

Lying under the optics 😜

Cat0703a

Showing off the new tattoos on her “cheeks” 😳🫣

PaperDoll_

Trying to touch the tattoos.

Cat0703a

Well they say “hands off” and you know I don’t do what I’m told!!

@PaperDoll_ is sighing and rolling her eyes at me

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slimgirljo15

Damn it Cat.. I said don't pee on the pot plant 😒 she always does the opposite of what she's told 🤭

wam60

Rolling a joint....

Cat0703a

Pretending to be a stripper because he forgot his wallet at home. 💵

wam60

Putting $20 bills in my thong....

Cat0703a

Booping people on their nose

wam60

On the dance floor shaking what she got....

Kindhearts30

Is the DJ

wam60

Soliciting donations for a new roundabout

Megan_smartiepants1970

He is singing karaoke on the stage

nossmf

Collecting people's car keys upon entering the club

Megan_smartiepants1970

He is the bouncer at the nightclub

wam60

Asking everyone about their car's extended warranty

PaperDoll_

Sitting in the corner, socks off and counting his toes to make sure they’re all still there.

Cat0703a

Confusing WAM by doing “this little piggy” on his toes

PaperDoll_

Stealing WAM’s socks and running away giggling

wam60

Satisfying her foot fetish by telling everyone she was a podiatrist and offering free foot examinations