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  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    She slapped me so hard my eyelashes came off!!😵
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
    edited April 2023
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    Your natural ones are better / prettier anyways 🥰

    But I cannot put up with lipstick kiss marks on the mirror. Do you know how hard they are to scrub off???
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    She’d make me wear the wrong shade of lipstick, a hardness and a leash 😂
  • PurpleBerry0089
    PurpleBerry0089 Posts: 32 Member
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    She didn’t have the equipment I needed
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
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    She ate my French fries and didn't share hers
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    They expected me to share :(
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,342 Member
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    She gave me a box of chocolates, but then ate them all!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    She gave me a heart shaped box filled with celery sticks for Valentine’s Day
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She fed the dozen red roses I gave her for Valentine's Day to her pet goat
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    He abbreviated everything and it caused some miscommunication 😳
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,342 Member
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    She'd get mad whenever I'd use contractions. Is not it proper English?
  • MtnRunng
    MtnRunng Posts: 466 Member
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    The tofu patty melt
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    He was always falling asleep too early
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,342 Member
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    I fell asleep and left her tofu cooking in the oven.. oops!
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 3,134 Member
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    When I got up to go to the kitchen to get my evening snack--celery and carrots-- he said he brought home a lemon meringue pie and a tuxedo cake. Would I please bring him some of each? I did. Pie in his face. Cake on his head. He's gone.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She was very messy...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
    edited February 20
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    He got mad that I wouldn’t put his picture in my profile pic too. What would my side pieces think!?
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,342 Member
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    She had too many profiles!
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    Tried to make me get a tattoo of a ladybug on my cheek
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 3,134 Member
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    Had a tattoo of a ladybug on his ----cheek 🐞

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