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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She brought her boxed wine everywhere we went, but I give her points for drinking it with a reusable metal straw!🥤😋
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She ate my pet calf 😔
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For our 7 weeks anniversary, I bought us tickets 🎟 to the World Naked Bike Ride and she went without me! I saw her… ummm pics all over social media!😳
  • RoddyJPiper
    RoddyJPiper Posts: 10 Member
    She broke me.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Proposed with a ring made from a lock of his own hair.😝
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She accepted anothers proposal.. she wore his hair on a chain around her neck.. she kept whispering "Mrs Roddy Piper" all day, I couldn't take it no more.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Have you seen her teeth? I have several new piercings in places I’d never considered before! 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She kept missing the litter box 😤

    🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She kept missing the box 🙊
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She found someone with better aim 🥺
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    Because she didn't like my Mexican Candy! ☹️
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She was obsessed with Mexican candy
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He made me sleep inside the dryer
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    💃🏼 She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! 😂
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @Sweet_A wrote: »
    💃🏼 She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! 😂
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    😂🤣😂 love it!

    She poisoned me with dairy 🍦😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She gave the dairy to me 😱
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    She drank the dairy! 🫣
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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    She refused to take the Christmas tree down - wanted to leave it up until Easter
  • I_AM_ISRAEL
    I_AM_ISRAEL Posts: 160 Member
    He was my my chicks boss
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    He had me confused with his chick's boss
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She drank all the coffee while watching me put the Christmas tree away.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,026 Member
    We got back together after she put away the Christmas tree 😊... then broke up because she replaced my favourite coffee with decaf 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I discovered she was cheating on me with the same feline I was cheating on her with. 😯
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,247 Member
    We haven’t. And I could never joke that we did.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,467 Member
    She was carrying a torch for an old giraffe shaped flame
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Gave me a broom for my birthday 🧹😤
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Kept flying around the room on a broom
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He ate the ears off of all my chocolate bunnies!! Everyone knows that is the best part! 😭
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    She slapped me so hard my eyelashes came off!!😵
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited April 2023
    Your natural ones are better / prettier anyways 🥰

    But I cannot put up with lipstick kiss marks on the mirror. Do you know how hard they are to scrub off???

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