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We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was found naked in the neighbours bedroom closet.. his excuse "I was sleep walking" 🤨
  • Fit_b4_fifty
    Fit_b4_fifty Posts: 8 Member
    She crushed on everyone but me 😭
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fit_b4_fifty wrote: »
    She crushed on everyone but me 😭

    Let's not break up.. let's try again 🤗😙😃
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was always trying again with her exes.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wouldn't join me and my exes 😫
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    When she hinted that she was a Swinger, I assumed at the playground. Imagine my shock when she came home one day with a seccs swing and her three exes! 😯
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She would only talk to me through her ventriloquist dummy, that is until Bark Twain🐕 chewed its head off.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She hid the cheap chocolate Easter eggs for me and kept the quality ones for herself.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,304 Member
    She wouldn’t share any of her cheap chocolates with me.
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    She ummm, actually why would anyone break up with her?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wasn't over his ex 😫
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  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    Time zone issue. Was just too hard to maintain the long distant relationship.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He shredded my favourite recipe for Frito Pie saying I made it too often. 3x per week isn’t a lot, is it?
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    She stopped making Frito pie
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    We never will

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    Got it? 😤
  • Happygolucky182
    Happygolucky182 Posts: 120 Member
    She scratched my blink182 cd
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,304 Member
    He unraveled my favorite mix tape.
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    She stole my favorite pencil to fix her mix tape
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I found a mixed tape in his truck. It was called Mel’s Mix and was filled with love songs! 😢
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    We were always busy and it made us late for everything
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    He couldn't keep to his schedule. It ruined planning.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2022
    When she was upset she always wanted her belly rubbed
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,304 Member
    I followed her home from the grocery store. And never heard from her again.👻🥺
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She had an obsession with the gas station attendant; I’m sure of it! Why else would she go see him 3x per week???
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Never
  • Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym
    Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym Posts: 166 Member
    She ate my sandwich... MY SANDWICH
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Geez, I had one bite of his sandwich and he went ballistic .. 😔🥺
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,304 Member
    She gave me this sandwich once and it was GROSS.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    I spent all day cooking for her but she called it "gross" and made me sleep on the couch

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