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I asked forCanadianbacon and she gave me skinny slices of crispy fried fat π₯π₯π₯ π0
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She didn't appreciate bacon π€·ββοΈ0
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Every gift I got from her was bacon themed. π₯
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She didn't appreciate my thoughtfulness. That bacon balm was hard to find.0
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She laughed at me when I complained about Netflix changing0
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She misunderstood me. I was laughing at how bad her ex was at spelling.... not at Netflix changing. I hated that too.0
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Too much Drama with her Ex and their Ex.
Oh... And something about Netflix and chill π―
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She burned too many bridges π₯0
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She was a pyromaniac0
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She went to the nicest resorts for work but booked the Motel 4 (yes, even lower than the Motel 6) for our vacations.0
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It wasn't her, it was me.0
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it was just another one of those stupid mistakes i've made....0
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He said I wasnβt even a mistake worth making π€1
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I love when sheβs so demanding π
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She had some neck on her0
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Her food diary was on private0
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I prefer to retain a dignified silence about why we broke up.. but he knows what he did π«0
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She was always placing blame on others π0
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She stays up all night playing games on MFP π0
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She was against Self Love π0
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She had better hair than me0
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She was mad about everything and everyone but me. π₯΄0
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She never spent enough time with me.π Had an excuse about having to spend more time with her husband!π0
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Because the stuff in her suitcase scared me π±0
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I caught him rummaging through a woman's suitcase filled with unmentionables π°0
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Her legs were too hot to handle, was either that or lose my job.1
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His wife didn't like me π€£0
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My wife didnβt like her either π€£1
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Okillhavecake wrote: Β»My wife didnβt like her either π€£
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I broke the key of the basement door, now all those euhm... "Special guests" are locked insidePS @PaperDoll_ we π you1
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