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We broke up because...
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My wife didn’t like her either 🤣1
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Okillhavecake wrote: »My wife didn’t like her either 🤣
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I broke the key of the basement door, now all those euhm... "Special guests" are locked insidePS @PaperDoll_ we 💕 you1
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They were too many of um I couldn’t keep track0
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Okillhavecake wrote: »They were too many of um I couldn’t keep track
You couldn't handle all that loving?@PaperDoll_ we 💕 you1 -
Pfft..as if we broke up.. never happening 🤗0
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I dumped her and stole the minions because they gave me more love 🥰I ❤️ you @Minion_training_program0
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I wasn't yellow enough 😔0
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My tongue wasn’t long enough.😝1
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Her tongue was too short 😘😜1
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He was always making fun of my lack of length in more places than one with "Short" jokes 🤨
Or was that me making fun?🤔
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It was all Fun & Games with her even when I wanted to Chit Chat.0
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I found out that she wanted to chit with people during their chat and I'm not sure what that is... but I don't like it! 😡0
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I got tired of her chit. 🤷🏻♀️😂1
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Because we like making up 2 hours later.🔥0
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*looks around for PD* coast is clear.. we didn't break up, shhhh its a secret though.1
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She didn’t like my cooking!😞0
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hangryman10 wrote: »She didn’t like my cooking!😞
😲 I loved your cooking, but you always ate it all and never shared 😔 I got tired of living on toast and Vegemite.1 -
We always disagreed on who ate all the food 🤔0
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hangryman10 wrote: »We always disagreed on who ate all the food 🤔
You know it was you 😫🥺1 -
I did always eat it all😁1
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She was feeding me nonstop so I wouldn't get "Hangry" like her Ex!
She left me anyway when I got tubby from all the food she fed me! 😥0 -
She wouldn't give me a Snickers bar even when I was hangry and not going anywhere for a while.0
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He loved his Snickers more than me 🥺0
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She likes to sneak some Snickers in her sneakers ..1
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I’d eat the chocolate I found hidden in her shoes and she’d get so mad. ☹️0
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She reuses toilet paper0
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I used his weights as door stoppers and garden ornaments. 😬0
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she lead me on when she told me she wanted a private tour of my new place
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