We broke up because...
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I prefer to retain a dignified silence about why we broke up.. but he knows what he did 😫0
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She was always placing blame on others 😒0
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She stays up all night playing games on MFP 😋0
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Because she’d rather date herself than me.😭0
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She was against Self Love 😕0
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She had better hair than me0
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She was mad about everything and everyone but me. 🥴0
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She never spent enough time with me.😑 Had an excuse about having to spend more time with her husband!🙄0
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Because the stuff in her suitcase scared me 😱0
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I caught him rummaging through a woman's suitcase filled with unmentionables 😰0
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Her legs were too hot to handle, was either that or lose my job.1
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His wife didn't like me 🤣0
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My wife didn’t like her either 🤣1
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Okillhavecake wrote: »My wife didn’t like her either 🤣
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I broke the key of the basement door, now all those euhm... "Special guests" are locked insidePS @PaperDoll_ we 💕 you1
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They were too many of um I couldn’t keep track0
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Okillhavecake wrote: »They were too many of um I couldn’t keep track
You couldn't handle all that loving?@PaperDoll_ we 💕 you1 -
Pfft..as if we broke up.. never happening 🤗0
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I dumped her and stole the minions because they gave me more love 🥰I ❤️ you @Minion_training_program0
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I wasn't yellow enough 😔0
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