We broke up because...

wam60

She was very messy...

PaperDoll_

He got mad that I wouldn’t put his picture in my profile pic too. What would my side pieces think!?

AdahPotatah2024

She had too many profiles!

wam60

Tried to make me get a tattoo of a ladybug on my cheek

Corina1143

Had a tattoo of a ladybug on his ----cheek 🐞

AdahPotatah2024

Didn't have enough tattoos!

Cat0703a

It was hard to get work with “property of AdahPotatah2024” across my forehead

MtnRunng

I was hurt all the time

PaperDoll_

He had an issue with me wrapping him in bubble wrap to keep him safe.

MtnRunng

She wouldn’t cut air holes in the bubble wrap

Cat0703a

For some reason, he came home injured every planned date night. Coincidence? 🤔

AdahPotatah2024

She kept spiky plants and cacti all around her front porch.

PaperDoll_

He kept meowing at me and calling me Cat 🤨

Cat0703a

She misgendered her exes and I wasn’t cool with that

PaperDoll_

She was too woke for me.

wam60

She wasn't woke enough....In fact...she slept 20 hrs a day

AdahPotatah2024

He replaced my coffee with decaf!

Kindhearts30

We just did..... It broke me

Hoax89

Her broken heart from the last relationship could not be healed

AdahPotatah2024

Our BFF necklaces could never be joined again because we live too far apart and neither of us likes to drive.

Hoax89

She drove me crazy with her whining about distance

Hangrycatapilar

Hoax.. says it all really 🤷🏻‍♀️🥹

Hoax89

She talked WAY too much

AdahPotatah2024

She didn't like that I was on the phone all day. It's my job! 🥲

Hoax89

She worked too much

Leo_King84

They where always playing practical jokes.

Hoax89

He didn't think I was funny

PlentyofProtein00

"Hiking" trips always resulted in oops I got lost and ended up at my exs

Leo_King84

Kept stealing all my protein powder.

AdahPotatah2024

His idea of taking me out to dinner was a hike and sharing a thermos of Huel, a pea powder drink.