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my thoughts: lololol

The widest part of your tie should hang just about at the top edge of your belt.

jesus h, it's your birthday. live a little.

i murder golf courses

such as...??

chemicals. lol

running, lifting, golfing in summer/ice fishing in winter (although the alcohol consumed during these two activities may not qualify as "healthy" to you), chill time with my dog

it's vacation. live a little. cut loose and get back on track when you get home.

yep, it's magic.

optimum nutrition gold standard whey protein, mocha cappuccino. it's palatable with just water but even better with milk.

jeezus. can someone post cliff's plz?

Prolly gonna be hard to gain on a deficit brah.

vanilla yogurt, strawberries, blueberries, almonds, and granola. i have this every morning at work w/ my coffee.

pwn3d. boom.

When Shadow comes home at the end of Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey....FML I'm welling up just thinking about it.

I whisper "phone, wallet, keys" to myself every time I leave the house. And I pat each pocket as I say each word to make sure they're there - or hold the keys out in front of my face to show myself that I have them. Yikes...I just re-read that and it sounds pretty crazy. Meh...oh well.

huge schlong.

dunno why, but i lol'd hard at this.

oh. you again.

orly?

have fun starving.

clean-eating appliances....like something that washes your food before you eat it?

just be careful. 100% of people who drink water die.

yes, but only if you're lolpaleo

When I was losing weight I would brush my teeth. Not much tastes good after that.

Patience. Get some.

I pulled my groin once. It felt so good I pulled it three more times that night.

Yes. Your body has a metabolic switch that turns off at precisely 9:47 p.m. and turns on again at 8:12 a.m. Eating while this switch is off is bad. #scienceyo

what an a$$hat...wanting you to be healthy and stuff...the nerve. get some help.