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Never tried the cheddar cheese and pancake combo. Something common in my neck of the woods, chili with peanut butter sandwiches. Yum!
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I won a math debate. Say 5 times fast! :noway:
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Wow, that was fun!
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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the…
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Fluffy poo Poofy poo Brown poo Green poo Firm poo Mushy poo I poo... You poo... We all poo too! So sorry, couldn't help it... diarrhea....
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This joke always makes things better... enjoy :drinker: This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have…
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Are you certain it was fluffy and not poofy? :bigsmile:
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Love that show... although I think Kenzi is the star and not Bo!
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I was with a guy like this for several years. Final straw was when he tried to sit on my lap because he was jealous of my niece and nephew sitting on my lap. Dropped him and never looked back. It wasn't a partnership the way a relationship should be, it was a parasitic relationship. He wasn't happy unless he was clinging…
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Awesome Funny as hell, thanks for sharing!
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I'm the chairperson of the bored. Only 8 minutes to my weekend.... tick tick tick tick
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Right back at ya! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
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When I had the chicken pox my mom made me chicken noodle soup. It's a cure-all.
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Soooo YUMMY!!!
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Amazing!
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Love the topic of this thread! :love:
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:heart: Love this one! Thanks for sharing.
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I'm more apt to run away if it's all one big long sentence. No capitalization or separation into paragraphs. It's like the poster is just vomiting into the thread. Messy! :wink:
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I pretend the phone cuts out... it goes something like this.... TM: Hello, may I speak to X? Me: This is she. TM: I'm with XX company I'd like to speak with you regarding our nice new almost free pain in the *kitten* program. Me: Oh that sounds great, can you tell me more? TM: Sure... blah blah blah Me: Hello? TM: Yes,…
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Am I the only one that gets a mental picture of my father when a guy says "Who's your daddy?" :noway: Ewww... :sick:
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:ohwell:
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Love Sex... Check Love Porn.... Check Love Sex while watching Porn.... Check Ogle men...... Check Female...... Check
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It's a voodoo ritual. I've seen it practiced several times at my gym. Basically, the ritual ties the spirit of the person exercising to the spirit of the gym. The gym spirit pulls the burn from all the people exercising in the gym and distributes a portion of the calories burned to the person invoking the ritual. :laugh:…
