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My whole mood: ABCDEFU - GAYLE

Yes.

I have premium and I can go back years. I’m not sure if it’s a premium feature, but I just go to my diary and click the drop-down arrow on the date. Is that what you mean?

Bread is another good example since the largest slices are typically in the middle of the loaf.

She's definitely bigger.

Congrats! <3

Wait, this “bug” is a bad thing?

It's called Fry Sauce. Sonic is famous for theirs.

There's this one woman that goes to my gym that embodies majority of the gripes on this thread. She uses two benches to do plie dumbbell squats, which hey, you gotta do what you gotta do...only she does like 3 and then "rests" for 5 minutes on her phone. She'll then use the dip/pull-up assist machine as like a singular leg…

Same! :D

*huge eye roll* I have no idea why people flinch away from flirting. It's as threatening to you and your marriage as you allow it to be. Women (I call them the desperate housewives of our neighborhood) throw winks and smiles at the hubs all the time at the grocery store, usually as I'm running down another aisle or my back…

Happy Thanksgiving, eh! =] I lost a few pounds this past weekend playing bachelorette. Hubby went out for a boys hunting trip; I told him he's about 5 more trips away from me being at goal. :p

Super bummed. All that build-up and anticipation only to flop. :expressionless:

OMG, I missed page 69?!

I've been sick. At work with swollen glands and a bloody nose. Happy Wednesday ( I guess it's good if I thought it was Tuesday and typed that initially)!

Cupcaking is where you cup your butt with your hand when you feel one coming on, fart in said cupped hand and immediately transfer that contaminated air to your sleeping spouse's nose/mouth region.

As for pranking...comparable to what you see on Youtube with the pranking couples, I wouldn't say we're anywhere near there, but our personalities are the type to always joke around with things all the time. I'm also guilty of always running to hide in the dark or behind a corner to scare the *kitten* out of him. It's…

Yes. We actually met 8/13/10 (Friday the 13th). Then got married 9/13/13 (Friday the 13th). =]

what was your name?

3-year anniversary today! 6 years (and 1 month) together and 3 years married.

I would bet that women don't dislike your wife bitterly, they dislike her bitterness that she projects. There's a huge difference in having a strong personality and just being a vile c***.

^bwahah *gag*

All the time.

I think it all depends on what room they're being bossy in... :)

It's hypocritical to say having a standard, or preference, is narcissistic unless you can honestly say you just got with the first person that would give you the time of day (doubtful).

I don't like the saunas...I prefer the steam rooms and it feels so damn good to be naked. Why would I want to put on clothes when they're just going to be drenched by the time I exit? I drape a towel over me, but I wouldn't mind if other women were naked -- there's only about a few minutes before the steam blinds you to…

Twins!

My husband was the sushi-knocker when we met -- he also didn't like Chinese take-out -- he was about 2 seconds from getting a NEXT! card, but now we have sushi like 3 times a week and he has agreed that some Chinese take-out is really good. I can understand why some people wouldn't want a meat eater if they're strong in…

Nothing really annoying about him. I don't know if you'd call it a phobia, or just a very high intolerance for boogers (typing the word, seeing it and then saying it in my head even makes me gag), and he's a very frequent nose blower/picker. So, that's annoying, but I've come to realize is common and/or healthy to get it…

I was just talking about this with the hubs. Preface: we always see our neighbor; he's generally out running with his dog or just outside doing yard work or whatever. When they originally moved in we met him and his wife, but we have yet to see his wife since -- and they moved in like a year ago. I can't imagine me being…