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This is obviously a clean diet. No sugar, very little fat and no white starch. Why are you even asking? What do you want, a pat on the back?
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31. MY husband, our basset hound, our shih tzu, my 17 year old piss-machine cat and his two creepy sister cats that came from under his best friends house. I don't even LIKE cats.
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I love you
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More hair pie?
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Remove the merkin!!
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tell grandma to shove it and eat a glass of water instead. :smokin:
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Well, I know I eat way more than 4 oz of turkey, and will probably take down two cups of sausage stuffing, plus rolls and butter, oh and can't forget the candied sweet potatoes, plus cake and pie, plus at least for or five glasses on champagne, wine, and maybe a little spiked eggnog? Oh and of course coffee with bailey's.…
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OMG I'm peeing my pants. :smokin:
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LMFAO! you're my new best friend!
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DON'T TALK ABOUT YOLKS. you just made me go up a pant size.
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I don't know how to chill. i'm so anal retentive that accidentally took too many laxatives and crapped out my sense of humor.
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:wink:
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nutrients are so fattening!!!!!
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Fried is fine. BREADED and fried isn't- but if my dad went to the trouble of breading and deep-frying a turkey, you bet your bippy I'd still eat it. Eat the damn turkey. Jeebus Crispy people. This is unbelievable. the level of obsession is sad. the MOST a person could gain on Thanksgiving would be one pound- maybe two if…
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My husband lifts my boobs instead of lifting weights. It's how we keep the spark alive.
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BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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On these alleged "partners"...does oral come standard on every model? Is it legitimate oral?
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I sleep around....the house.
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LMAO!
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what if you only humped two dudes but made a mouth party on 400? Does that make you a slut? Or what if you humped 400 but only made a mouth party on two? Does that mean you're uptight? WHAT IF YOU HUMPED ONLY TREES!!!!???!?!?!?!??!?!? OMG!!! DENDROPHILIACS!!!! OH WOMAN OF LOOSE MORALS!
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but for the sake of argument...I'd say 1,000,000,000,000 might be too many. And that they may have the VD.
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I never divulged my # to my old man! I don't hear him complaining about me humping 30-ish dudes when I'm getting busy down there, if catch my drift.
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zero. Your only partner should be the love of our lord and savior jesus christ.
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How overweight people eat: 1. We horf it down so fast it looks to the average passerby like we're eating with a prison mentality 2. We want to finish eating as quickly as possible to as to get more food in before the 20-minute mark when we start feeling full 3. We eat so we can take a nap later- energy? Pffft. 4. If it's…
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i know the feeling! And it's not all in my head- sometimes I feel bloaty and distended from the carb/fat/sugar overload. But everyone's right- four cookies is what...maybe 800 calls? Tops? Not even a pound. Drink some extra water, swap out something for a salad today and move on! I ate some way high-cal high sugar fruit…
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you should get a mustache instead
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It's way more fun if you hire a real live little person to sit on your shelf for the month of December. I booked the guy from Bad Santa for next year.
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animal
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I am known for: Mashed potatoes Sausage and peppers over penne Chicken bacon pasta bake (aka chicken club pasta) I love: Meat. pig, cow, chicken, whatever. Give it to me NOW. tres-leches cake (I just had a private moment- in my pants- thinking about it) My mommy's rice pilaf. Tastes like the best part of being a kid.
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^^This. I was sooooo hungry from birth to 18. Now I just want beer.
