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My (almost) two year old took the entire roll off the spindle last night and dropped it straight into the toilet. :grumble: Then we had no toilet paper to hang...

I lift weights and do hiits in my basement. I run outside all over my town ( and a couple of neighboring towns ). I go to spin class at a nice little studio a couple miles away from where I work.

I run 30-35 miles a week (tempo, hiits, and long-run Sundays). I go to spin class twice a week. I lift weights 3 days a week.

I offer my way of looking at things, I am sedentary. I have a 9-5 desk job that occasionally has me going up and down stairs and under people's desks to rewire network terminals. At home I do the dishes (my wife cooks), I do the laundry, and I play with my kids (6 and 2). I also exercise like crazy. I run 30-35 miles a…

The cake is a lie.

1) That when you make a left hand turn you should not be as far right on the road as possible. Other people may actually want to go straight... 2) That 42 is the answer to the question of the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. \m/

My wife never wears makeup, and she's perfect the way she is. I personally have never liked the look of makeup, I much prefer a natural woman.

I personally just weight everything I eat, and look up the food on MFP. For instance, 100g of cooked white meat chicken breast has X calories. I weight out 150 grams, and plug in 1.5 servings into my log. -=edited for horrible speeeelingg =-

He was totally lying with that lyric "I don't have a gun". I often associate Nirvana with the revival of real music again, after surviving all that crap from the 80's. :)

<-- is still looking at his thumb...

I can't eat in the morning, my stomach turns sour just thinking about food. I need an hour before I can eat anything solid. I think some people are just like that.

My wife had babies.

I had a friend of mine pretend to go to work for almost two weeks before his wife caught him. She called the office to ask him some question, and found out he had been let go two weeks ago. He was simply too embarrassed to tell his wife, and was working his butt off trying to find a new job. What he did wasn't right, but…

This reminds me of one of the raunchier jokes I know too: "What's the difference between a bl**j**b and cheeseburger"? "I don't know" "Wanna get some lunch?" -=rimshot=-

Are you sure? 'cause maybe I've been doing it wrong then.... ;)

But, did she get to eat the cheeseburgers?!!?!

In addition to the C2K program (and don't for a minute feel bad about going slowly or repeating days or even weeks!), I would also recommend getting a good pair of shoes. Ideally find a running store that will film your feet while you walk/jog on a treadmill. They will help you find the shoes that fit your particular gait…

I want to get a tattoo that says "this is not a tattoo", just to f**k with people.

Bent over rows look like a really good way to hurt my back. Is there a good place to look for proper form? (and sorry for hijacking the thread)

y iz evry1 so upsets wif bad gramma n speelin n stuf? :drinker:

I find it a great way to 'read' lots of books that I otherwise wouldn't have time for. I live in a very rural area, so I don't need to be quite as vigilant about my surroundings as city runners.

I'm *exactly* the same way. My wife is constantly ahead of me (we have the same taste in authors) and she is constantly pushing me out the door so I will finish the current book so we can talk about it! :)

Now that sounds like an interesting idea, do you have any recommendations?

In six months I cross the threshold...

I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. True story.

Walk into any store that sells them and ask for 'quick pick'. They will randomly give you a set of numbers for $1

When I win I am buying my own private island.

"You're really not as much as a d*ck as I thought you were. You know, after knowing you for like 10 years. You're still a d*ck though."

Idiocracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy)

Thanks for all the information guys, I really appreciate it! :)