brentdaniels

56 minutes of stair climbing!? I don't think anything tastes good enough to endure that.

Everyone knows that if you drink a Diet Coke, Pepsi, etc. that it will automatically cancel the Big Mac calories, but keep the good stuff.....lol

You look forward to getting up at 5 a.m. to go to the gym...and if you miss going it's all you think about all day.

Hey, a fellow 95B!

US Army 1988-1992, 95B(MP), Fort Bliss, Texas and Baumholder, Germany.

No one....but it's early still.

You know you sound like you litigate for a living...lol...Nothing beats a well thought out argument.

I have done this with my daughter since she was 5 or so, and even though she is 16 now she still likes to have our dates. BTW she finally had her first "real" date with a boy this past Saturday night. I wish I could turn her back to 5, but that is another topic! LOL

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

You rock man! You certainly seem to have the never say quit attitude that the Marines require. Good job, and good luck.

Great post. Stories like yours keep me motivated.

Very inspiring. People like you are the reason I like this particular forum so much.

Nope, not stupid at all. However, they are highly addictive! LOL. Nothing beats the feeling of crossing that finish line. I haven't ran one in about 10 years(my last race as a half marathon), but I fully intend to get back into them. So, go on and do it....and don't forget to post your results.

I have one that starts in the middle of my forehead and circles to back behind my left ear(similar to a scar you see from people that have had brain surgery). I fell from the top of a tanker trailer(12'6") and caught my head on the hose trough on the way down...lucky I did because it turned me enough to not fall on top of…

To never again have someone refer to me as "big guy" To never again be used as reference in a story...as in "He/she was huuuge, he/she would have made YOU look small" It happens...A LOT. I want to get dressed without breaking a sweat. I want to stop hiding from mirrors. and many,many more.

@DanielsBrent

Man in the Box-Alice In Chains

Now that's funny right there....

Thanks for sharing. Great information.

Mine didn't go to the wrong person but the wrong person saw it. I texted my wife something for her eyes only, but I did not know that our 15 year-old daughter was at work with her and had picked up her phone when she saw it was a text from me. I immediately got back DAD!!! you are soooo gross! My reply was "how do you…

I remember being the remote control for my dad...with said pliers...lol

Yep, got mine about a month ago....I know the feeling...lol

I have been on MFP for a little bit, but I am new to the group....so hi!

2 human brains and a guinea pig...

I have worked with this guy too...we used to just screw with him and tell these far out stories so that he would top it...hilarious!

There is no accountability anymore...if the parents heard you saying something to the little darlings they would probably want to sue you for infringing on the little angel's right to free speech. Makes me sick.

Now THIS is funny!

Oh wow...you look great.

I have a public goal and then I have a super secret goal that only I know....lol...so, I guess I will be re-setting my goal when I get there.

Great post. I also go at 5 am for the same reason...I KNOW that if I wait until after work it just isn't going to happen.