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seriously! no one thinks farts are funny? come on guys.. you have to have some funny stories :)

no no, you misunderstand.. sandwiches, as in the code word used by how i met your mother. its how we get away with talking about the reefer in the baked, not fried group... just a funny joke :)

sandwiches!! vaporized sandwiches!

i had onion rings a couple of weekends ago. i only regret them because they gave me a headache. otherwise they were delicious. beer battered, perfectly cooked. i love onion rings.

my husband works at a job that its really hard to call in sick to. he has a cold so i stuff him with dayquil and send him on his way. he makes it thru the day, comes home and collapses, i make him hot tea and soup. we have repeated this three days now.. finally hes getting better.

come together love that song

you've got your ball you've got your chain tied to me tight tie me up again who's got their claws in you my friend into your heart i'll beat again sweet like candy to my soul sweet you rock and sweet you roll lost for you i'm so lost for you

dogs barking. cant stand it. cant stand my own dog barking.

my husband and i are the same way. its a miracle we found each other. this is what worked for me, you have to learn to fake it. fake smile, fake being interested. ask questions about them. keep the conversation about them or topical topics. the more you listen, the more people like you. and you dont have to do this often.…

i do stuff like this for my husband all the time. i dont think its being his mom, i think its being his wife. we take care of each other. there are things i put off for myself that i should do but dont, and he gently pushes me to do them, i do the same for him. about his back tho, he might want to see a physical therapist.…

no not offended. because its for my health, which means he cares about me being healthy. whats bad about that. i would love to see what the reason is for being offended by this gift.

nvm

i cant help but notice that you burnt your wienies, next time, cover them in foil..

if tax free, pay off debt pay off my parents home buy into their business buy small home buy hubs the new challenger invest the rest figure $250k to invest. if this is not tax free, then pay off debt, buy small home, invest the rest. (maybe buy an old blazer as an off road vehicle)

i've been driving since i was 13, so i cant relate to being nervous behind the wheel, but i can relate to being nervous. i found that deep breathing, really focusing on your breath, helps tremendously. also, dont build it up in your mind. dont make it worse than it is. driving take a lot of attention, and maybe being a…

i went to school with a holly wood and her brother red wood

i have no kids either, is my husband knocked out? if he is, i would save him first, then the dog, if i had kids, of course you save the kids first, i cant imagine anyone saving the SO first. now if we're talking saving the cat or the dog, always save the cat over the dog, every time.

i use the plastic bag from the grocery to pick up dog poo, so i put them in a big plastic bag on a hook on the front door. well i have a cat that has a plastic bag fetish, so he would destroy the plastic bag the plastic bags were in. so now i have a big paper bag that holds all the plastic bags. works wonders :)

because of medication i take i get between 9 - 10 hours of sleep.. it used to be 13 - 14...

we used to have 6 kids in the back of my moms station wagon, no seat belts, just rolling around. although lot of kids did die in car accidents back then. and i did have a friend lose an eye in a knife incident. but we did stay out all day and play, something i've never seen my friends kids do.

pollyanna, i just love how happy she is all the time. and how much she wants to make everyone else happy... the glad game :)

statute of limitations is up on most of what i've done.. i was lead suspect in a robbery case, of course i was innocent :) also before i got my medical card i smoked a lot, i mean a lot of weed. still smoke, its just legal now. oh yeah, and i used to do a lot of hard drugs... it was fun for a while, then it wasnt, so i…

GO NINERS!!! yay!!!

GO NINERS!!!!! no party here, my husband hates football, so we're watching the puppy bowl, and switching back for the score... lame i know

ok this sounds really weird, but you know that song "the pina colada song"? its about a guy who gets tired of his old lady so he answers a lonely hearts ad and it turns out the lonely hearts ad was put out by his old lady. my parent played that song all the freaking time!. i remember being out in the hot tub playing around…

my sexy woman, or my pretty sweetie anything sweet actually...

my butt, i always had a butt you could bounce a quarter off of

check snopes.. false!

my husband and i didnt want a wedding either, we wanted family in tahoe. but the moms wanted a wedding. i finally talked my husband into it when i found an aircraft carrier to get married on, so it all worked. if i was her, i'd ask him if there was a place or type of wedding he would want to have, do the whole wedding for…

i noticed that the op has not come back to the thread. me thinks she doth protest too much.