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I don't make friends easily...
I have never made friends easily. since i was a child i have been a loner. I've had friends in my life, but it was fleeting and for the most part they were not nice people. I don't currently have any real life friends. my husband has friends in our neighborhood, and their wives are very nice people that i get along with,…
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magnum PI
i'm watching magnum pi. i have to say, those little shorty shorts he runs around in are so damn sexy. i would love for that style to come back. i think i may get some for my husband. maybe i'll start a movement, the shorty shorts for men movement. it could be a thing. i know some of you think they're dorky. but just watch…
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stress relief
my husband and i were talking the other day about stress relief in the work place. he came up with a pretty good idea. he said that we should build a wall and on that wall have all sorts of shapes and sizes of boobies, soft life like boobies. that way when things got stressful, the workers can come to the wall and snuzzle,…
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my blog post
i just wanted to put a link to my latest blog post. its about my story with bi polar disorder. wanted to put it out there in case someone wants to read it :) http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/clydethecat/view/my-story-523709#comments
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cannibal cop
“Cannibal cop” Gilberto Valle is looking at the possibility of life in prison after a Manhattan federal jury found him guilty of conspiring to kidnap women, then cook, kill and eat them. Read more:…
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Farts are Funny
My dog is afraid of her farts. She will jump up and run away from them. so the other day my dog farted, jumped up and ran head long into my husbands desk chair. she hit with such force that it knocked into the desk, toppling the two monitors. and then hit the couch so hard my clean laundry landed on the floor. my dog is a…
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falling into a depression
my husband and i got bad news this week. we put our jeep up for consignment at what we thought was a reputable car lot. well, they werent. they stole all the cars on the lot and shut down shop. the police are investigating, but basically i lost over $15,000. it was my whole nest egg. i had plans for that money, one of…
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love letters
before we moved and he got a new job that way more labor intensive, my husband would randomly send me love emails. i would wake up to lovely notes about how much he loves me and doesnt want to be with out me. since his new job he hasnt had the time to send surprise letters, so today i wrote him a letter. just a short note…
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do you lick...
the spoon? for example, i have apples and a spoon of peanut butter with my lunch everyday. when i spoon out he peanut butter, i always lick the spoon. i figure i'm already paying for the calories, i might as well get my monies worth. (kinda the same as drinking the milk at the end of your cereal) it dawned on me that this…
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gross out stories
i think gross funny is one of the best kind of funny :) so heres my gross out story of the day: i was having a purrfest with one of my kitties, she was all snuggly in my arms. all of a sudden the dog came barking her "i'm going to kill a fool" bark down the hall. baby kitty got her back up and jumped out of my arms. a…
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stupid pet tricks
i know this frivolous, but i thought i'd share a video my husband made of my cat on the treadmill. its pretty cute :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0nz90Zjsp4
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what do you do in an argument when you realize
you're wrong. i picked a fight with my darling husband and in the midst of telling him how wrong he was, i came to the realization i was the one, in fact, who was wrong. its embarrassing! what would you do? (i owned up, apologized and did my best to make it up to him :) )
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the fuzzy wuzzy debate
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair to this point there is no debate, we all agree that he was both a bear and had no hair. where the debate lies is in the next few words. is it: fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he? or fuzzy wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy was he? to my way of thinking, if fuzzy wuzzy had "no" hair, then he…
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national kissing day!
today is national kissing day, when was the last time you were kissed, and where :)
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is it "disrespectful" to not have kids?
on another website forum, i just got b****ed out for not wanting to have kids. i was really taken aback and i gave my reasons. what i got back was three different people saying i'm horrible for not wanting kids and its very disrespectful to not have kids. they really got mean. i dont think i'm "disrespectful" or horrible.…
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baked not fried
please join me in the new group, "Baked Not Fried"... all are welcome, if you were in the mary jane's last dance thread, i'm super sorry i didnt get invites out to you all, i forgot to write down everyones name... short term memory lapse lol... hope you all come and enjoy :) et
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really freaky dream
last night, or this morning really, i dreamed i died.. i was a pirate on a ship and had done something bad, not sure what, but they stuffed me in a cannon and shot me into the water. i was shot so forcefully that when i entered the water i was still going really fast, and then i hit my head on a huge rock and died, then…
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Double standard
I've noticed there is a double standard here on mfp. when there is a thread about "skinny" women, or muscular women, there are some people on here that think its ok to bag on them for being skinny or unrealistic or too muscular. then we have threads where there may be some fun poked at "fat" people and man do the haters…
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how do you handle making mistakes at work
for the last two months i've been working on a project at work. i have to create and schedule 300 customers and at least half of them have special scheduling. it comes out to around 550 different schedules that have to be created. while working on this project i would make little mistakes, or omit something that shouldnt…
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mary jane's last dance
no speaking in specifics, no mentioning of anything illegal i think we need a 420 enthusiast group... i'm not that funny, so i need help with a name and what we should be about.... thanks so much :) et update: ok.. so i think the voting is over, i'm making the group with the title "baked not fried" feel free to continue…
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lead, follow or get out of the way
my dad used to say this to me as a kid. usually when i was impeding his movement. the idea always stuck with me tho, am i a leader, a follower or do i just get out of the way and do my own thing. I've been a leader, i was good at it, but i hated the responsibility.. i'm an excellent follower, i do exactly what i'm told to,…
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lead, follow or get out of the way
my dad would tell me this old adage a lot. usually when i was impeding his movement in someway. It got me thinking, what kind of person am i, a leader, a follower or not in the way. i'm a get out of the way kind of person. i've been both a leader and a follower, and did a good job with each, but never really liked it. so i…
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Bi Polar weight loss
i'm wondering if there are any other bi polars that find it hard to lose weight. i take three medications that either hinder weight loss or promote weight gain. over the last year i allowed myself to get grossly overweight. i can blame it on the meds to a certain point, but really, the problem is my addiction to ben &…
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new scale
i'm new here :) my weight has gone from under control in my twenties to out of control in my thirties. 3 years ago i had surgery to remove a gallstone and at that time i weighed 240lbs. i have had the same scale for the last two years and for the last 6 mos its been telling me that i'm 260lbs. over the holiday it tells me…
