mellanieblue

He likes it when I call him Big Papa. I'm actually serious, I affectionately call him Big Papa and he likes it.

I don't understand why all the confusion. If I tell my friend/coworker/lover/mother/sister/drunk guy at bar I'm going to meet them at the -wherever- at 5 pm, and they agree, I show up. I don't need to ask again, or confirm, or have anyone reassure me. If they don't show up, RUDE. If its my mom, I forgive her because she is…

Yep.

If it was me who was stalking, that would make me fall inextricably and inconceivably in love with him.

I can name a song after the first few opening notes almost every time. Even within lots of genres of music I do not listen to or like.

I'm getting the he** out of here. I'm getting fat just being here.

Oh and some chili cheese fries.

A brownie with walnuts and caramel drizzle with vanilla ice cream and hot fudge on it. And a freaking pepsi. If i see chicken or broccoli today I will kill someone.

I absolutely hate it when my husband kisses me on the arm. Its the weirdest thing, anywhere else is great.....but anywhere on my arm, from shoulder to wrist....it just feels....icky. It makes me so irritated.

I love you. That is all.

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John Leguizamo

Jean claude van damme

Kate Beckinsale

I hate when people say "I don't agree with you." Cream cheese and pepper jelly on wheat crackers.

Definitely agree....his junk doesnt work or something. My husband would want to have sex if all his limbs were broken, his eyes were bleeding, he had seven headaches and he was vomiting.

I like tequila.

Obviously he doesnt care about you or respect your feelings at all. Have you tried punching him?

Coffee will send you to the "loo".

Mio is awesome. It's a liquid that comes in a little grey sqiurt bottle, you can find it right by crystal light. It tastes so good, ALL I want to drink is water with mio in it.

Spread hummus over it, put cucumber slices in it, and eat it!

best of luck!

Thanks for the advice everyone - especially oven frying. I'll have to try that since my body doesn't want to easily let go of fried foods. =)

Thanks!

Good Luck! =)