danoprince

Monroe61 wins. Hockey and golf. Like Happy Gilmore.

Pig raisin'

Mikey, you jumped in there, but you probably smell like flowers, too.

You probably smell like flowers.

Weatherford! Someone needs to step up and hold me accountable for exercise!

I notice the OP is quick to make his original post, but won't respond to any sort of rebuttal. That's cute.

This, is funny.

The same reason you can't explain why there are umpteen nomenclature systems for organic compounds. Everyone is educated in different areas. Just because you can identify one of your pet peeves and then Google it to make your point doesn't mean you're any more intelligent than people that "misuse the Oxford comma." I can…

Well, played.

Thanks. I'll give it a go!

Stars. 10-0-1.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That's a long boo from the Western Conference.

I poop excellence. Constantly. I poop poop every morning right after I wake up and have a cup of coffee. You can set your clock by that, if you adjust for daylight savings time.

Can I log head scratchin' as an exercise?

I couldn't help it, I was curious! Is a 6 pound swing in one day normal?

As long as King Midas doesn't come and turn my bathing experience in to a golden shower, I'm just fine.

Gary Coleman didn't and it worked for him. You know, til he died.

It looks like I would be the only man. I'm in.

So people actually read this, and respond, and are encouraging? This is fantastic! Now I can't wait to report some exercise this evening. Yes, I desperately seek daily affirmations from faceless strangers. It is an illness.

I didn't literally eat any crap. I swear.