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1. Hunt the Wumpus 2. Agent USA 3. Galaga Duh. ETA: Rogue.

You could eat a pizza in front of her to show her you're working toward equality.

Yep - best first line.

First of all, there isn't a vast difference between calling someone a MILF and saying "I'd really like to *kitten* you". There is a difference, but it's more like the difference between wasabi peas and wasabi cashews. Second off all, to your question of why: it's a matter of respect. I don't suppose I need to explain.…

First of all, congratz on all the weight loss, and it's true you're looking pretty hot. All I'm saying is that there are different ways to hit on women. One of many is to tell a woman she's looking hot; and yet another is to tell her you want to shtup her. "MILF" has become a byword in our society--I guess. Maybe the…

I'm still not totally sure it's a good idea. Give it a go and get back to me.

Brilliant Matthews throw-back, BTW.

. . . I guess that's better than . . . never mind.

There are always two chairs rolling around my office without the backs - you know, the ones that are supposed to be good for your back. If I got stuck with one of those, I'd roll my way to Miller Park and wait for baseball season.

Is there a button to unfriend you if you're not already my friend?

I am all abOUT flOUTing your OUTrageous OUTfit. Now stop before I rOUT your clOUT, you lOUT.

Maybe you're watching the wrong kind of porn? I'm just brainstorming here.

Thank goodness you guys aren't overreacting at all.

It would be easier to be happy for her if she was completely naked, but what are ya gonna do?

I thought it was pretty funny. OP, put NSFW in the title, and take a forum strike if they deem it necessary. Gratz on your hard work--great job.

Interesting. Still, I'd rather not.

No thank you.

Clearly what Chicagoans call pizza isn't pizza. It can be tasty when done right, but let's not call it pizza. Pizza is done best by those located in the pizza belt: NY, NJ, Conn, RI and from time to time Boston. I just had a pie from Pepe's in New Haven a few days ago. That's a tasty pie. In general, however, the correct…

Stinkless farts.

You want to drink something post-workout that has a carb to protein ratio between 2 to 1 and 4 to 1. Low fat chocolate milk has about a 4 to 1 ratio.

1. Have you seen those pre-school leashes that are condition-tested up to like twelve kids? 2. Depends Undergarments. Learn it, live it. 3. Walmart? That's why god invented the internet. 4. My spell-check wants me to replace "Walmart" with "Wallchart". 5. If you were a man, you could have easily peed in the sink. Just…

Knockers?

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” - Mark Twain

I'm not sure you have to add beer to your diary. I mean . . . I'm not sure.

Arguing with an idiot.

1. A place to talk about strippers. 2. A place to get decent recipes.

No.

Depends on whether the pan is 16" deep, or 16" wide, or both.