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healthy since my metabolism is god like

uhh I never really pay attention to calories because no matter how much I eat or don't eat my body stays roughly same size and weight. my metabolism is high as hell. plus I haven't been very active this year since I'm focusing on studying so with that I think it's best I stick with low calories like my meal plan apparently…

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no I would not like my hands to get lost under your man boobs they are a valuable asset to me

oooh lala i lyk what i see oh yea

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try spreading but rumors about your coworkers. i do it and it's really funny when people make fun of each other when in reality it's all a lie

watch dora the explorer it is about a young girl who travels around the forest in search of secret treasures while dealing with an evil man... swiper the fox! but she is not alone for she travels with her companions, backpack the utility creator, map for guidance, and your partner in crime the monkey. it is very…

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agreed a tactic I like to use to maximize my yoga pants observing experience is to drop something on the floor near a female specimen and ask her to pick it up for me due to "my back problem". as she bends down you get a very nice view of her *kitten*. you then smack it and run

40 year old virgin (dont worry I changed that)

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well surely you were excersize alot when you were eating all that junk food so i guess it's fine but isn't there a disease you could of got if you ate all that fat and stuff? oh yea yogurt too... man eating healthy is so much easier than i thought ._. i seriously wish i made a thread like this when i started highschool or…

lmao wth your body must be rearranging every molecule you eat into something healthy i can' event think properly without eating fruit man i'm jealous

not sure if i got what you meant by that but ok lol

that sounds so unhealthy, my jaw dropped a little when i read that lol. how can you guys live off of that. i mean aren't there nutritional needs you're missing just eating that?

You know what guys I think I'll just stick to microwaveable vegies/oatmeal and fruits and almond stuff and very few other things for this year. thank you for the help, I think I'll manage with this, I just need a way to pay for all of this then I'll be set. Seeing what some of you guys dieted on I think I should be fine…

eh I never tried powdered stuff... I'll ask my mom about it and try it out but I've never had them and what do you mean by 'to go'. you mean take food from the food place? we weren't allowed to bring water bottles in and I'm assuming it was because they don't want us filling it with one of their beverages and taking it out…

Oh good so I guess those frozen vegies are healthy. god bless who ever invented them lmfao and I completely forgot about almonds. my friend always buys bags of them and eats them everyday. thank you for the reminding me about them man edit: oh yea I forgot I could live in an apartment after freshman year lol.... well that…

Well I have a mini fridge and I'll be buying stuff like apples, bananas, oranges, pears and a few others for fruits and I'll buy frozen brocoli for the microwave and stuff http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51j2Jj06WWL.01._SR280,280_.jpg like this thing ^(steamfresh food if you don't trust my link). I just want to know…