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Thanks! She is 6 weeks old now. Our first. I look forward to sleep...someday.

I said 6 per month. Haha. Unless I plan to take up anorexia or go on a hunger strike, I don't expect to lose 6 per week.

Star Trek because...BORG.

Wear a "USA IS BETTER THAN YOU" shirt made entirely out of oil based product. Wear shorts and socks sewn from an American flag and hop off that plane chanting USA USA USA while shooting red white and blue bottle rockets off. Oh and be sure that you always open a conversation with, "Hey is this where __________ lives?"…

The sign should read, "CPR Baby is shocked at how small your muscles are". That should provide all the inspiration you need.

Nice, but I'm more impressed with the improvement in hairstyle :)

XS and S. My wife is S so that's what weighs my preference.

Lazy, drunk, and stupid? Stupid is the only one I can come closely to. I am not looking for a dummy but as a male, it is always nice to feel like you know a little more. Far cry from stupid though. I prefer women to be attractive, stand up for themselves, and be low drama. Surprisingly enough, I married the one low drama…

I am the image of poor watermelon moderation. I LOVE them and sometimes if I have a low calorie amount left and am too lazy to make dinner, Ill eat half of a watermelon. Just cut it in half and eat with a spoon out of it like a bowl :)

One Sunday morning, I was trying to fit into my church pants and was frustrated that they were now too small and I had to wear jeans to church (I am on stage so I try to look a bit more presentable). A moment later, I was chasing the dog down the stairs and suddenly slipped. I flew down the entire flight of stairs on my…

I have been dealing with the same issue. My pants are way too big, I fell energized, and everyone says I look thinner. However, when I look in the mirror, I see no difference. Trust me though, it's there. Just stick with it. Remember that you see yourself every day so noticing a transition is hard. You know the quote, "a…

By making this post, aren't you guilty of the "complainers on MFP" one?

I'm seeing a lot of "borrowed" duckfaces from memesites and not enough homemade ones. Come on people. Take the leap.

Thank you. My duckface is copyrighted so I will tell you where to send the check.

Did you link it?

I took this with my phone just for this topic. Here is me in my morning, unshaven, hairy nostril glory. It's ok to be jealous. Notice how I look proudly to the sky with my eyes slightly crossed. My duckface is better than the rest.

I strut around the gym naked before weigh in. It lets everyone know that I am about to weigh in.

Pro meme!

Love is blind. Perhaps he wants you to be healthy but if your physical appearance is what is holding you both together, your relationship doesn't have tough soil to stand on. I find my wife attractive and she finds me attractive. Even at my max weight of 240 (working on that now). If he truly loves you for you then the…

Forget that. I want one of those old school big wheels. The ones with absolutely no traction where the tires are just pure plastic. Awesome times. Those things drift great downhill.

You make me want to gain 200 pounds just so I can out do you! Oh and you look like a badass. Keep it up.

Remarried to the same guy? Either way, congrats on a new marriage!

Wooo I have lots of new friends to add.

You don't deserve that bow tie sir! 13?!

Thanks all who have friended me!

Has you got me beat!

We lived together a week before our wedding. It was a religious decision for us.

Hah! We do give each other advice. I want MOAR. A low carb nation if you will.

It's so awesome to see other couples who married young and are still together. It seems every young couple around us is failing. I never understood it. When things get tough, my wife and I stand side by side and fight for each other. Thanks to all of you!