Mitodoteira

[I am a pretentious, sarcastic, and smarta**-ish brat. I am obnoxious on porpoise. I brag a lot. I am self-rituos when accused (if something is about 50% my fault, I can admit that, but if people accuse me of it being all my fault, I'll start saying that I did nothing wrong at all). I consider myself a lot better than…

Luck is not based on chence, luck is based on keeping your eyes open and noticing opportunities; make your own luck!

I mostly care about intelligence, niceness, wit, and funnyness -- physical apearance doesn't matter that much, although I might have some trouble getting over large deformities or extreme fatness/skinniness. As for physically atractive... Either the "steriotipical smart Jewish boy -- maybe this stereotype is only known to…

30 or 31. You will never guess my age...

Coffee dreams. (In my strange mind...:) )

Good tea.

Reply to self: You like math and logic. You are crazy.

You (incorrectly) believe that you exist. Simpler version: You exist.

Thinking. Letting two seventy-five pound little brothers stand on my shoulders (not simultaneously) so that they can easily climb on the tree in the back yard, and then climbing up myself to keep them from falling. They're eight and ten.

I know photoshop quite well and you can't tell "by the pixels", but there are ways to tell and I think that photo was photoshopped. If you look at the top of the left hip, you see that either her back is *really* arched, in which case it would have to be ver long too, or photoshopped. The arms, on the other hand, don't…

Wait a minute... ...police of *what*?

Um, okay.