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If it is any consolation, I have spoken with stunningly beautiful and handsome people who say people never really acknowledge or talk to them either. They say people stare or ask to be photographed with them, but don't treat them like people. I feel like we are a bell curve type of animal. What I mean is that the people on…

I would love an hour with the best masseuse on the Earth. Is there a line forming somewhere? Can I just wait here for the call?

Arrested for mixing up the dumbbells in the gym He suffers from un-obsessive compulsive disorder. Seeing all the dumbbells in pairs by weight at the gym triggered a need to un-organize something. On the up side, he got in ALL his reps that day. :)

Winter Tough Mudder?

Robin Hooding... She decided to give up her couponing hobby, so she walked through the grocery store taping coupons to the products. She was arrested for stealing from the rich to give to the poor. It was a sad day.

Awwww! They're not real? That's too bad. I was hoping the answers to all my questions in life were just a phone call away. x kicks a rock x

foot step

of course English accents are adorable

drink wine and play cards

blonde

LOL Talk about robbing the cradle....

bedazzled

Ok, trying to post baby bicep again. Like I said earlier, I just started lifting, but already am starting to see the beginnings! Yay!

I rate all your biceps as 10s! I was so impressed with the gun show here on MFP that I started lifting too recently. Progress is slow, but I love the changes I'm seeing with shoulders, biceps, and traps. (Pic too big let me try again...)

Giving up chocolate for Lent, so I am having chocolate for Fat Tuesday!

So kind of you to apologize! What a sweet heart you have. ...probably delicious with a nice Chanti and fava beans.... :laugh: I follow every post with a laugh icon to soothe the easily offended. For example, the laugh icon here saves me from offending vegetarians, Silence of the Lambs fans, and trolls. Feel free to adopt…

x hug x His memory will be in your heart forever. I'm thinking of you and hoping your grief eases soon.

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@quix I'm too old for you, but you are just adorable... I could pinch your cheeks

Welcome Back! We missed you!

When I used to fly, no one wanted to be crowded by the fat girl, so people would change seats. Now that I don't crowd the seat, I am always stuck next to chatty Kathy on one side who wants me to be her new best friend so she can tell me all about her vacation to Aruba AND the snoring smelly dude on the other side who…

I say,"Thank you." The people who say these things can see my potential to fit into the general population if I could only lose weight. They REALLY want to help me look normal on the outside. I smile and listen to their diet tips and how their aunt ate only hot dogs for 6 months and lost 60 pounds, but sadly all her hair…

I've always wanted to know who writes greeting cards. Is it you? :)

Hmmm One paper cut and he could bleed out since all his blood would be...nvm...

May I have another Corona please? x giggles like a 12 year old x

Really? Can you hear me laughing hard at your witty retort? Have I ever laughed this loud before?

Are all NH people this funny?

@ameedancey You've only got 1 & u look really cute TOO!

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B Game on! I would make sure I catch his eye and give him a reason to come to me right away.