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    chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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      have you seen -25 or -30?

      Do you know every year with the wind chill, not sure about the actual temps, ya know?
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
      originally from Boston Area and Migrated to Nashua Area. How are you a Phillies fan then?
      Uncles were from southern Penn and they brainwashed me. Does that remind you of the gov't and schools?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      does my *kitten* make my *kitten* look fat?
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
      does my *kitten* make my *kitten* look fat?
      Why should I lose weight, I am married?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      want to hear a dumbbell move?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      Why should I lose weight, I am married?

      who has time for working out?
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
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      who has time for working out?
      Do you think I can afford the new wardrobe if I lose weight?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      Do you think I can afford the new wardrobe if I lose weight?

      Don't you know I'm 258 pounds becuase I'm just big boned?
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
      Don't you know I want to die happy, not hungry?
    • Posts: 156 Member
      Are all NH people this funny?
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
      Can I say that I really enjoy the Bourne series....do you think Dawn has passed out again?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Are all NH people this funny?

      Do you know that every year when we register our cars we have to do a 3 minute stand up at the registry of motor vehicles? If you get no laughs they deport you to Taxachussetts
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Can I say that I really enjoy the Bourne series....do you think Dawn has passed out again?

      I never really got into those. Do you not think she earned it today?
    • Posts: 156 Member
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      Do you know that every year when we register our cars we have to do a 3 minute stand up at the registry of motor vehicles? If you get no laughs they deport you to Taxachussetts

      Really? Can you hear me laughing hard at your witty retort? Have I ever laughed this loud before?
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      Really? Can you hear me laughing hard at your witty retort? Have I ever laughed this loud before?

      See what saturday night beers do for you after you've been losing weight and can't handle them as good as you used to?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      do you know that Infinite bigness exists along with infinite smallness? Just take an assymptotic line and extend it outwards...

      What if C-A-T really spelled "dog"
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      Do you like the movie revenge of the nerds 2?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Do you like the movie revenge of the nerds 2?

      does a bear *kitten* in the woods? can you give a high five for the PATS tomorrow?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Do you like the movie revenge of the nerds 2?

      and is it sad that I understand these references as well as the one from "the Big Bang Theory"
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      is it sad that i do too?
    • Posts: 106
      Did anyone else say "WTF" to the title of this post???
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
      Would you know one of my favorite movie quotes...Ghostbusters...." Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?"
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
      Did anyone else say "WTF" to the title of this post???
      Who or what TF?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Did anyone else say "WTF" to the title of this post???

      do you know the original thread got shut down and the title was the subject at the time of the shutdown? are you gonna stay now?
    • Posts: 156 Member
      May I have another Corona please?
      x giggles like a 12 year old x
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Mike and Dub are you guys professional geeks as I am? I am a Chemist
    • Posts: 6,165 Member
      Mike and Dub are you guys professional geeks as I am? I am a Chemist
      Wouldn't you have guessed a mathlete?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Would you know one of my favorite movie quotes...Ghostbusters...." Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?"

      Egon is that you?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      May I have another Corona please?
      x giggles like a 12 year old x

      wheres my funnel?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      Wouldn't you have guessed a mathlete?

      A Geek and a masochist? :noway:

      do you know in my head I still say to people F*** You du/dx?
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