chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

perpetual98

That was a him?

DawnVanSlim

LOL, what kind of establishment is this?

perpetual98

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

DawnVanSlim

Are you hitting on me?

perpetual98

Isn't that why you paid me?

DawnVanSlim

Was I drunk when I paid you?

perpetual98

Do you always pay people with pocket lint and stranger's phone numbers when you're drunk?

DawnVanSlim

Do you make it a habit accepting that as payment?

perpetual98

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

DawnVanSlim

Can I answer yes to that?

perpetual98

Aren't you tired from running through my mind all day?

DawnVanSlim

Why isn't that helping me get to sleep? Should I stretch now, or am I still running through it?

DawnVanSlim

and... can I log that as calories burned for myself?

Ezzie

Since you've been running through my mind, can you help me find myself?

perpetual98

Where is the last time you saw yourself?

DawnVanSlim

Im running through your mind too? Am I running a marathon?

perpetual98

Should we organize a rescue party?

DawnVanSlim

Can you see me now?

perpetual98

Why do you have a lampshade on your head?

DawnVanSlim

Is it to prevent glare from my halo?

perpetual98

Are you confusing "halo" with brimstone?

DawnVanSlim

Do you think I should go to bed?

DawnVanSlim

Do you know I just googled brimstone? lol

perpetual98

Do I get bonus points for making you google?

DawnVanSlim

perpetual98 : 2
DawnVanSlim : 0

Happy?

perpetual98

Mind if I go for 2?

DawnVanSlim

Did you fall out of a tree? :happy:

perpetual98

Don't you recognize the tree outside your window?

DawnVanSlim

Are you stalking me? thats hot

perpetual98

Are you upset the restraining order expired?