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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Wifey out shopping...i am home with kids...what else am I supposed to do?

    Is that equivlent to my husband being at the bar?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I send you my kids?

    what's in it for me?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You can send them here, aren't kids always much better behaved at someone else's house?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Wifey out shopping...i am home with kids...what else am I supposed to do?

    Is that equivlent to my husband being at the bar?

    can I say no? Atleast I get eye candy?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    No need now. Isn't bedtime the GREATEST time of the day?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Wifey out shopping...i am home with kids...what else am I supposed to do?

    Is that equivlent to my husband being at the bar?

    can I say no? Atleast I get eye candy?

    You don't think my husband has eye candy at the bar?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    No need now. Isn't bedtime the GREATEST time of the day?

    Can I agree with this in about 20 mins?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Then it's time to party?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Wifey out shopping...i am home with kids...what else am I supposed to do?

    Is that equivlent to my husband being at the bar?

    can I say no? Atleast I get eye candy?

    You don't think my husband has eye candy at the bar?

    are you bitter?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Then it's time to party?

    Will you dim the lights and turn on the disco ball?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Bitter? I would be disappointed if she tasted bitter.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    are you bitter?

    No, don't you think I love a quiet house to myself?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Bitter? I would be disappointed if she tasted bitter.

    Should I eat more strawberries?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Not sure how to take that?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Bitter? I would be disappointed if she tasted bitter.

    Should I eat more strawberries?

    maybe less lemon heads?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    LOL Pirate. Gorilla, haven't you heard eating fruit is supposed to make someone sweeter?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why is my husband back already? So much for a quiet house to myself
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why am I suddenly sad?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we try to cheer you up? Do you know I am not going anywhere?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you think me chugging water tonight is going to bite me in the *kitten* in the middle of the night?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    I guess it is about my time to get off. May I bid you two a good night? If you can't be good, be good at it peeps!!! :)

    Dawn, Do you know I just had to look at the elephant one more time tonight? :laugh: :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    LMAO Michelle Do you know how happy it makes me that everyone else thinks its hilarious too? Will you please have a good night?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    You know I loved it???

    I most certainly will. Will you also?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where did everyone go?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that the theme song to Jeopardy I hear?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Shall I take this as a sign that I should go and get all my race gear together?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Getting stoked! How am I going to get any sleep tonight?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    ello? ello? elloooo?
  • Hasn't the bouncer kicked you out yet?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Shhh, have you seen him?
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