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"wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle!"

That's idiotic. We live 2 blocks from the school as well, my kids - since they can't ride the bus - are labeled walkers. So what if you bypass the pick-up line. I do it all the time if I have to pick up a kid. walk up and wait for them in an assigned spot for walkers, complete with beefy parent/security or whatever he/she…

Be seductive like an ORANGUTAN - Cool, hairy & sensitive. (I have a t-shirt that says this) <--- this is all I can think of now. Thank you Heather75. <3

^^^ This. most definitely. Preach it sista. :P

the local ice cream shop is Ball's Softee Ice Cream. Harold Ball is the owner. he lives by my MIL. Harry Ball's Softee.

funny....will ferrell is at the top of my list of what I want him to look like. mmmmmm.....

I am excited to try this!

happy birthday Yummy!

Please tell me My Name is Earl? Please? cuz then I would fight you for her.

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this. thanks for that. It is the only thing that matters in the end isn't it?

Moist is the most horrid word on the planet.

I can get the 151 in michigan only i guess. off to liquor store tonight :)

I don't know where the heck to even get the everclear...I think I have seen it but it isn't that potent. :)

yum!

I just fell madly in love with you. I feel your pain about ugly strangers. I have NEVER been hit on by hotness IRL. soooo....I would say hubby. But...he is super awesome and does compliment all the time.

strobe lights make me nauseous.

<---this. nothing says "I like you" quite like grabbing someone by those.

I am NOT going to be a door mat anymore.

you are amazing! well done! all your hard work definitely shows! wtg on meeting your goal!

I watched it hoping to LMAO like an HBO real sex episode I saw. yeah. not so much. it was kinda sad. he said it wasn't for sexual gratification, they didn't clarify beyond that other than saying he was severely abused as a child, and has no memories of early years. he said it was relaxing to play and not think about adult…

Winning!

I love wendy's fries dipped in chocolate frosty....so both for me too.

I found them at a local health food store, in the refrigerated section.

they are weird rubbery. they squeak when you bite them. I swear. Rinse very very very well. do not breathe in when you open the package. they smell horrid. but I ate them like spaghetti, worked just fine. if you have texture issues, find something else.

agree, not only do you look great, you look so happy and glowy. :)

I like to laugh. purely selfish. It is however more entertaining when I am not the only one laughing.

^^ this. Middle school humor. gotta love it. I am young at heart and will stay that way. Life is too short to be serious all the time. There is a time and place for it, but come on, laughing and being silly is fun.

Liquor store in Boston (or very near) Bunghole Liquors. I laughed for hours. literally. I was ashamed. couldn't stop laughing. was on a business trip. With Boss in car. yeah. what made it worse was I initially only laughed about Bunghole. Later, my brain processed the rest. Bunghole Lickers. Holy crap. I thought I would…

heinz 57. Dutch last name, french, spanish. My dad's step father was hispanic, so my dad made us tortillas all the time growing up.