Things that sound dirty - but aren't

♥jewel♥
♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
edited September 25 in Chit-Chat
City in Nova Scotia - Tatamagouchie
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  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
    kumquat - makes me giggle every time :tongue:
  • AHealthierRhonda
    AHealthierRhonda Posts: 881 Member
    kumquat - makes me giggle every time :tongue:
    SO glad it isn't just me!!!!! I oved the commercial that ended with the line, "...and don't forget your kumquats"! Had my cracking up every time!!!
  • joybell32
    joybell32 Posts: 252 Member
    ***** willow-love those! ( not sure if its a bush or tree?) Also: duck-billed platypus (Sp?)
  • joybell32
    joybell32 Posts: 252 Member
    *****willow-love those! ( not sure if its a bush or tree?) Also: duck-billed platypus (Sp?)

    ddint' think they would star it out!?
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    "Bona" wood cleaner!!!!!! Because they care about the wood!!!!

    Immature, i know but I can't help it!!!!:laugh:
  • 951heather
    951heather Posts: 75 Member
    Phuket, Thailand
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    kumquat - makes me giggle every time :tongue:
    :laugh:

    Licking County, OH.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    an oldie from Letterman:

    Top 10 Expressions that Sound Dirty but Really Aren't

    10. "Frosting the pastry"
    9. "Shooting hoops"
    8. "Jumping the turnstile"
    7. "Checking your oil"
    6. "Tethering the blimp"
    5. "Sending out for sushi"
    4. "Picnic on the grass"
    3. "Quarter-pounder at the Golden Arches"
    2. "Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln" (my fav)
    1. "Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    I live near these cities and see the highway signs...... "Ashley Sugar Notch" and "Scotrun" every time I see the second one I mix up the letters for some reason and think of *kitten*.
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    Phuket, Thailand

    There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : )
  • therobinator
    therobinator Posts: 832 Member
    Bangkok
  • Jon_Rod
    Jon_Rod Posts: 158
    Phuket, Thailand

    There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : )

    That is so Funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Just stick it in my box.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    crotchety (<== to be fair i also think of yarn and knitting)

    penultimate

    titter
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
    an oldie from Letterman:

    Top 10 Expressions that Sound Dirty but Really Aren't

    10. "Frosting the pastry"
    9. "Shooting hoops"
    8. "Jumping the turnstile"
    7. "Checking your oil"
    6. "Tethering the blimp"
    5. "Sending out for sushi"
    4. "Picnic on the grass"
    3. "Quarter-pounder at the Golden Arches"
    2. "Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln" (my fav)
    1. "Windsurfing on Mount Baldy

    I'm surprised you didn't go with the Star Wars version of that ;)
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    The other day when I mentioned myoplex, someone who will remain nameless (ahem, Mrs. McFadden) told me to enjoy my new Swedish massage toy. :laugh:

    If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk with my myoplex. Anybody got some extra batteries?
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
    "Please put it in my box"

    "Fist Pump"

    "fish taco"

    "Im going downtown"

    "abreast"

    "ball washer"

    "stiff shaft"

    "its in the hole"
  • hkuiuc99
    hkuiuc99 Posts: 79 Member
    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:

    We bought a lighter from one of those stores when driving on vacation! I thought it was so funny!!!
  • atrayubrandy
    atrayubrandy Posts: 188 Member
    I have a friend who is from a town called Regina (pro: rah-gIna) in Canada. If I was a little more mature I probably wouldn't giggle every time she mentions it.
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    we have a sign in our neighborhood that says "ADULT TOY STORAGE" I giggle every time we pass it
  • hkuiuc99
    hkuiuc99 Posts: 79 Member
    Phuket, Thailand

    There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : )


    LOL!!!!
  • dalscruf
    dalscruf Posts: 30 Member
    Towns in PA... Blue Ball, Intercourse, and Bird-in-hand
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    Burger joint called the In-N-Out burger.

    Curmudgeon

    Both make me chuckle.
  • hkuiuc99
    hkuiuc99 Posts: 79 Member
    There is a realtor sign off the express way VIGNA and every time we pass it my husband says, "Good Ole Vagina Realtors."
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    Blue Ball, PA

    You forgot Intercourse, PA. :noway: :laugh:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Rim shot
    Cream pie [doesn't matter the flavor]
    Double dribble
  • 951heather
    951heather Posts: 75 Member
    "There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : ) "



    Prounounced like "Poo Ket"
  • paigemang♥
    paigemang♥ Posts: 102
    I work in the oil business and we have a part called a "NIPPLE"

    boss: "Paige are you finished with those Nipples?"

    uuhhgggg......
  • OGFleabag
    OGFleabag Posts: 137 Member
    Liquor store in Boston (or very near) Bunghole Liquors. I laughed for hours. literally. I was ashamed. couldn't stop laughing. was on a business trip. With Boss in car. yeah.

    what made it worse was I initially only laughed about Bunghole. Later, my brain processed the rest. Bunghole Lickers. Holy crap. I thought I would die.
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