Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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♥jewel♥
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City in Nova Scotia - Tatamagouchie
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  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
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    kumquat - makes me giggle every time :tongue:
  • AHealthierRhonda
    AHealthierRhonda Posts: 881 Member
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    kumquat - makes me giggle every time :tongue:
    SO glad it isn't just me!!!!! I oved the commercial that ended with the line, "...and don't forget your kumquats"! Had my cracking up every time!!!
  • joybell32
    joybell32 Posts: 252 Member
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    ***** willow-love those! ( not sure if its a bush or tree?) Also: duck-billed platypus (Sp?)
  • joybell32
    joybell32 Posts: 252 Member
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    *****willow-love those! ( not sure if its a bush or tree?) Also: duck-billed platypus (Sp?)

    ddint' think they would star it out!?
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
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    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    "Bona" wood cleaner!!!!!! Because they care about the wood!!!!

    Immature, i know but I can't help it!!!!:laugh:
  • 951heather
    951heather Posts: 75 Member
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    Phuket, Thailand
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    kumquat - makes me giggle every time :tongue:
    :laugh:

    Licking County, OH.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    an oldie from Letterman:

    Top 10 Expressions that Sound Dirty but Really Aren't

    10. "Frosting the pastry"
    9. "Shooting hoops"
    8. "Jumping the turnstile"
    7. "Checking your oil"
    6. "Tethering the blimp"
    5. "Sending out for sushi"
    4. "Picnic on the grass"
    3. "Quarter-pounder at the Golden Arches"
    2. "Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln" (my fav)
    1. "Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
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    I live near these cities and see the highway signs...... "Ashley Sugar Notch" and "Scotrun" every time I see the second one I mix up the letters for some reason and think of *kitten*.
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
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    Phuket, Thailand

    There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : )
  • therobinator
    therobinator Posts: 832 Member
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    Bangkok
  • Jon_Rod
    Jon_Rod Posts: 158
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    Phuket, Thailand

    There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : )

    That is so Funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    Just stick it in my box.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
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    crotchety (<== to be fair i also think of yarn and knitting)

    penultimate

    titter
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
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    an oldie from Letterman:

    Top 10 Expressions that Sound Dirty but Really Aren't

    10. "Frosting the pastry"
    9. "Shooting hoops"
    8. "Jumping the turnstile"
    7. "Checking your oil"
    6. "Tethering the blimp"
    5. "Sending out for sushi"
    4. "Picnic on the grass"
    3. "Quarter-pounder at the Golden Arches"
    2. "Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln" (my fav)
    1. "Windsurfing on Mount Baldy

    I'm surprised you didn't go with the Star Wars version of that ;)
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    The other day when I mentioned myoplex, someone who will remain nameless (ahem, Mrs. McFadden) told me to enjoy my new Swedish massage toy. :laugh:

    If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk with my myoplex. Anybody got some extra batteries?
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
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    "Please put it in my box"

    "Fist Pump"

    "fish taco"

    "Im going downtown"

    "abreast"

    "ball washer"

    "stiff shaft"

    "its in the hole"
  • hkuiuc99
    hkuiuc99 Posts: 79 Member
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    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:

    We bought a lighter from one of those stores when driving on vacation! I thought it was so funny!!!
  • atrayubrandy
    atrayubrandy Posts: 188 Member
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    I have a friend who is from a town called Regina (pro: rah-gIna) in Canada. If I was a little more mature I probably wouldn't giggle every time she mentions it.

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