Things that sound dirty - but aren't

♥jewel♥

Let me check under your hood??

AdoraK

Lube Job!

Yemaya1129

One of my co-workers was dancing around as she re-shelved some things are our crummy retail job. (Can't wait to finish grad school!) Without thinking, the supervisor called out "E, are you dancing with your box?" I just about lost it, laughing in front of a couple of customers.

kristydi

I went to college just north of Cumming, GA.

One of the first time my now SIL was meeting our family we played Taboo. (A game where you have to get your team to guess a word without using obvious clues listed on the card) SIL was trying to get her team to guess the word "snore." She said "Something loud you do in bed"

kcrojas630

Kum and Go - convenience store chain

You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:

OMG! when I went to Omaha, I had to take a picture and post it on myspace (when myspace was the thing)! Love that store!

mrmarius

Nut busting torque...

kcrojas630

There are a couple of companies here (Victoria, BC) with great slogans

Scaffolding company - "Follow me for great erections"
*crap* I can't remember the other one.

Pat the bunny

There's a drilling company with the slogan "Your Hole is Our Goal" OMG! Hilarious when You're trying to close out a bid!

JeannetteG85

Bust right now I'm "Cleaning the pipes"

hroush

The girl's name in the office next to me is Hongmei Wang. Went for a drink of water to verify the spelling.

runningneo122

Kundalini Yoga. Do I need to explain??

cmriverside

A local burger chain. The obvious conversation:

My friend, "Where would you like to go?"

Me, "I don't care."

My friend, "D!cks?"

Me, "I haven't had D!cks for a while! I love D!cks!"


:ohwell:



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McFatterton

A local burger chain. The obvious conversation:

My friend, "Where would you like to go?"

Me, "I don't care."

My friend, "D!cks?"

Me, "I haven't had D!cks for a while! I love D!cks!"


:ohwell:



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OMG that is SO great! And, of course D!cks would have deluxe 100% beef :laugh:

gooberr4

kumquat - makes me giggle every time

ditto!!

hush7hush

my niece apparently attends the South Harmon Institute of Technology. that's right, S.H.I.T.

not really applicable in the conventional sense, but it cracks me up every time i go to her Facebook page and see it.

HAHAHA.
From Accepted!
Hilarious.

emilex

GUAVA

jeffrodgers1

I have a friend who is from a town called Regina (pro: rah-gIna) in Canada. If I was a little more mature I probably wouldn't giggle every time she mentions it.

Their football team is like our Arch-nemesis... our former football coach called them the crotch of Canada.

Go Bombers!

gooberr4

I have a friend who is from a town called Regina (pro: rah-gIna) in Canada. If I was a little more mature I probably wouldn't giggle every time she mentions it.

Their football team is like our Arch-nemesis... our former football coach called them the crotch of Canada.

Go Bombers!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

keb80

There's a small farming town in my state called Blue Ball..... I love finding excuses to say that name. Oddly enough, its located right near Intercourse (another town in my state).

realia

"How to train your dragon"
how do you name a kids' movie that and not expect me to laugh? :laugh:

hush7hush

Kum and Go - convenience store chain

You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:

They had those when I lived in Grand Junction, Colorado. We used to call them Spurt and Split.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

hofdog

Stefani74

Gotta tell this one that happened to me at work a couple days ago.

I work for a farm co-op and our customers include row crop farmers, cattle farmers, etc. So this customer comes to the front desk and wants to leave some cards to advertise, which is pretty common. So she says "If anyone comes in looking for some good semen just give them my card!" It took everything I had to keep a straight face. She is of course trying to sell semen from her high dollar prize bull....but OH MY the way she said it!! I still laugh about it every time I think about it!!

TheGoktor

Not read through all the thread, so apologies if this has already been flagged...

I used to live near a town called Fingringhoe... Even worse, I had to accompany a class full of 10 year olds on a trip to the nature reserve there!

JEK717

Angima

ampjorgensen

haha I love Kum and Go we have 2 of those in my town (not a big town so not sure WHY we need two but ya) anyways you must be from iowa haha

ampjorgensen

Gotta tell this one that happened to me at work a couple days ago.

I work for a farm co-op and our customers include row crop farmers, cattle farmers, etc. So this customer comes to the front desk and wants to leave some cards to advertise, which is pretty common. So she says "If anyone comes in looking for some good semen just give them my card!" It took everything I had to keep a straight face. She is of course trying to sell semen from her high dollar prize bull....but OH MY the way she said it!! I still laugh about it every time I think about it!!

^^^^Also tells me you must be a midwest girl! hahahahhhahahaha that kills me!

Kolohe71

Sporting Goods Store

"D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"

Where I am at, this store bought out another chain call Chick's...

Since then, my buddy's and I swear that Chick's are still better than Di....

Kolohe71

...when I was working as a telemarketer for the GOP doing surveys one of the names that was on my list was Anita Ho....

Had a college professor named Harry Weiner... and yes, he had a daughter that he named Anita... I wish this were a joke, but it's 100% true.

Kolohe71

Burger joint called the In-N-Out Burger

When I was in high school, we used to trim the bumper stickers from here to remove the B&r from Burger. The result;

In-N-Out
urge