Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • sparklesammy
    sparklesammy Posts: 465 Member
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    We have a village nearby called clithero.. Yes it does say *kitten* hero!! Fortunately it is pronounced with a th not a t but it's amusing to see on signs :tongue:

    I have driven through it...we all felt uncomfortable : )

    Aso...when people leave my work we have to fill in a "discharge form" which sounds minging.

    And this semester in a tutorial we talked about Penal substitution - which really actually isnt rude! its about Jesus!
  • Margy68
    Margy68 Posts: 21
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    Uranus
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
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    bengay
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    Tabata. It sounds like some kind of tantric sex secret.
  • Delboy1961
    Delboy1961 Posts: 26
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    Fallujah
  • TennisLoveGirl
    TennisLoveGirl Posts: 30 Member
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    At a recent spinning class, the instructor yelled out "Don't touch your levers!" The men looked mildly amused but us women couldn't stop laughing out loud!! It took us several minutes to recover and regain focus!!
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
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    Was scrolling through the channels late one night and came across this listing on PBS:

    "Richard Bangs' Adventures with Purpose"

    Some people's parents just don't think. :noway:
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    Get it in

    Ha i cant not be the only one that agrees right? :)
  • missmeagan89
    missmeagan89 Posts: 30
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    uranus

    stupid...but true...lol
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    nut butters
    whoopie pie
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    cockles
    gherkins
    snatches (as in dumbell snatches)
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Due to all the basketball that my husband has been watching all weekend, I have heard grown men say the word "penetration" WAY too many times!
  • Mountain_woman
    Mountain_woman Posts: 229 Member
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    In the restaurant industry, the giant tubes of ground beef, and I'm talking like 10-20lb tubes are called "chubs". Always makes me giggle.

    "Hey. Can you grab a 10lb chub from the walk-in?"
    Then the line cook walks out with it in an incredibly suggestive placement. All kitchen humor is preverse in nature.

    Also, there is a machine that rolls dough out to thin sheets called a "sheerer". I've also hear it called a sheeter.
    But I remember going through culinary school and seeing one for the first time and there was a little sign on the machine that said,

    "Don't put your fingers in the hopper.". Imagine 25 new students giggling during the tour.
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    poopdeck
    courtesy of Spongebob squarepants!!!
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    speaking of Spongebob - I don't think I'd really want to have Mr. Crabs in my Bikini Bottom... just sayin'

    You're forgetting Sandy Cheeks!!!!!:laugh:
  • rhiannon1979
    rhiannon1979 Posts: 166 Member
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    We have a place here called Hot Box Pizza.
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
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    Hard Packed (ice cream)
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
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    speaking of Spongebob - I don't think I'd really want to have Mr. Crabs in my Bikini Bottom... just sayin'

    ewwwww!

    golden snitch. (sorry HP fans!)
  • sdickman
    sdickman Posts: 25 Member
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    Ha! Nice to know I’m not the only immature one to giggle at such things.

    My co-worker and I laugh at people’s names a lot!!

    Crystal Johnson always gets me.

    And the last name Tinkle.

    And being a Nascar fan, I just can’t help it… Jimmy Johnson (besides being repetitive) is very funny to me!!
    :blushing:


    How about **** Trickle?

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