Things that sound dirty - but aren't
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In America there's a jeweller called Barse, and I'm not even kidding...
http://www.barse.com/
now that is just filthy.0 -
Masticate!
:laugh: oh, and macerate.0 -
In America there's a jeweller called Barse, and I'm not even kidding...
http://www.barse.com/
now that is just filthy.
Thought I'd heard of everything. Had to Google it and of course the UrbanDictionary.com came through with the answer... Might be more in use on your side of the pond, I would guess though. LOL0 -
Intibate0
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There are two places in Kentucky that just tear me up! Big Bone Lick and Blue Ball. Honest to goodness, I am not making it up. There is even a "Big Bone Lick Baptist Church!!!"0
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Saw a sign at a liquor store in Florida on vacation: "Poker up front, liquor in the rear." LOL0
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Saw a sign at a liquor store in Florida on vacation: "Poker up front, liquor in the rear." LOL
Ok, now I've gotta believe that was intentional. :laugh:0 -
Saw a sign at a liquor store in Florida on vacation: "Poker up front, liquor in the rear." LOL0
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No one mentioned French Lick, IN, home of Larry Bird. Also love Chick-fil-a had anything to the end of the resturant and it becomes dirty. This post made me laugh--so I will share a childhood story from my teenage years:
For family Christmas one year, I had to work in the morning and needed to drive to my Aunt's new house in Lansing, MI and these are the directions I got: Take I-69 to exit 69 (Big Beaver Rd), Follow Big Beaver Rd to Climax St, address is 269 Climax. As I 16 year old boy, all I could do was giggle as my Aunt read me the directions over the phone.0 -
@BigBeaver...
I totally forgot about Big Beaver!!!
Except it's exit 69 on I-75... but you have to take I-69 to I-75.
And then, going north on I-75, exit 169 is Beaver Rd if I remember right.
What would it be like growing up on the corner of Big Beaver and Climax?0 -
And almost forgot,
one of the main roads in Saginaw, MI is Tittabawasee.0 -
Dongle0
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Cadet in my native language (khmer) is the female sex organ LOL when I was younger there was this movie on the disney channel that came on starring hilary duff as Cadet Kelly lol i couldn't help but giggle...my mom didn't think it was too funny LOL.0
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Falkner0
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A real street in the Bahamas....Balls Alley0
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Ive just had c@ck a leekie soup! That made me giggle!!0
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The extra skin on your elbow is called your wenis.
And ya I just giggled about it.0 -
The Falkland Islands....(Said with a NJ thug accent): "Hey, teacher.... which Falkland Islands you talkin' about?"0
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I have a few:
When I was in highschool I worked in a photo lab and there was a family that would get their pictures developed there and their last name was Growcock. Made me laugh everytime!
Satin Release~ a product we use in my salons after a waxing service to remove excess wax. Sounds more like a happy ending if you ask me!
I used to have a client who would ask for a blow job at the end of her haircut! She meant blow dry!
D!cks sporting goods~ They have balls!
Conversation had by my grandparents while playing a friendly game of Nameburst (a game similar to outburst where you try and get your team mates to guess the name of celebrities and characters by describing them) The character was "The Beave"
Grandma: You missed the Beaver!
Grandpa: I didn't even see the Beaver!
Grandma You didnt put it in the hole right!
Grandpa: I cant find the hole!0 -
old list but still funny:
Top Ten Lines that Sound Dirty in Star Wars but Aren't
10. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
9. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
8. Look at the size of that thing!
7. Sorry about the mess...
6. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
4. You've got something jammed in here real good.
3. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
And the number one line that sounds dirty in Star Wars but isn't...
1. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!0 -
Ran into this one when I was up North at the lake last summer...
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Do you want a breast or a leg? I'm talking chicken people!0
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There's a local breakfast place here that has an omelet inexplicably called "The Reverend's Gooey Pile." My SIL ordered it, and near the end of her meal, announced that "she was a fan of the Reverend's Gooey Pile." My DH and I couldn't stop laughing.
Also, I was looking through recipes the other day and couldn't stop s******ing at "Dutch Oven."0 -
Cockaleekie0
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There's a local TV commercial that makes me cringe every time I hear it...it's for a carpal tunnel clinic called the Brown Hand Center. :laugh:0
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I have a few.
Chubby Hubby Ice Cream
Penal System
One time my mother purchased bowling balls for my father and when she was in the store she asked the Man helping her what size and weight balls does he have! We laughed about that one for a while!0 -
My daughter was watching Curious George, to distract her for 10 minutes so I could check email and update MFP. All of a sudden, I hear ""those toys weren't enough for some wild monkey tub action!" (And yes, they were talking about bath toys, but I nearly peed myself laughing.)0
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The power of an upright in the palm of your hand. - Red Devil Vacuum
I will tickle your tummy with the taste of nuts and honey. Honey nut cheerios
Its just a mouth full of joy. another cerial - forget the name.
My husband gave me these ones :drinker:0 -
The other day when I mentioned myoplex, someone who will remain nameless (ahem, Mrs. McFadden) told me to enjoy my new Swedish massage toy. :laugh:
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk with my myoplex. Anybody got some extra batteries?
rofl :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Ahhh, yes! Getting jumped / getting a jump ... with jumper cables.0
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