Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • InstantSunshine
    InstantSunshine Posts: 355 Member
    In America there's a jeweller called Barse, and I'm not even kidding...

    http://www.barse.com/

    now that is just filthy.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    Masticate!

    :laugh: oh, and macerate.
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,446 Member
    In America there's a jeweller called Barse, and I'm not even kidding...

    http://www.barse.com/

    now that is just filthy.

    Thought I'd heard of everything. :) Had to Google it and of course the UrbanDictionary.com came through with the answer... Might be more in use on your side of the pond, I would guess though. LOL
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
    Intibate
  • EdAmundson
    EdAmundson Posts: 38
    There are two places in Kentucky that just tear me up! Big Bone Lick and Blue Ball. Honest to goodness, I am not making it up. There is even a "Big Bone Lick Baptist Church!!!"
  • EdAmundson
    EdAmundson Posts: 38
    Saw a sign at a liquor store in Florida on vacation: "Poker up front, liquor in the rear." LOL
  • Yemaya1129
    Yemaya1129 Posts: 75
    Saw a sign at a liquor store in Florida on vacation: "Poker up front, liquor in the rear." LOL

    Ok, now I've gotta believe that was intentional. :laugh:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Saw a sign at a liquor store in Florida on vacation: "Poker up front, liquor in the rear." LOL
    I had a Big Johnson with that saying on it.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    No one mentioned French Lick, IN, home of Larry Bird. Also love Chick-fil-a had anything to the end of the resturant and it becomes dirty. This post made me laugh--so I will share a childhood story from my teenage years:

    For family Christmas one year, I had to work in the morning and needed to drive to my Aunt's new house in Lansing, MI and these are the directions I got: Take I-69 to exit 69 (Big Beaver Rd), Follow Big Beaver Rd to Climax St, address is 269 Climax. As I 16 year old boy, all I could do was giggle as my Aunt read me the directions over the phone.
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
    @BigBeaver...

    I totally forgot about Big Beaver!!!

    Except it's exit 69 on I-75... but you have to take I-69 to I-75.

    And then, going north on I-75, exit 169 is Beaver Rd if I remember right.

    What would it be like growing up on the corner of Big Beaver and Climax?
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
    And almost forgot,
    one of the main roads in Saginaw, MI is Tittabawasee.
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
    Dongle
  • etpx3
    etpx3 Posts: 147 Member
    Cadet in my native language (khmer) is the female sex organ LOL when I was younger there was this movie on the disney channel that came on starring hilary duff as Cadet Kelly lol i couldn't help but giggle...my mom didn't think it was too funny LOL.
  • wanda1956
    wanda1956 Posts: 110
    Falkner
  • neekie40
    neekie40 Posts: 6
    A real street in the Bahamas....Balls Alley
  • xerinx2011
    xerinx2011 Posts: 222
    Ive just had c@ck a leekie soup! That made me giggle!!
  • ksimms
    ksimms Posts: 31 Member
    The extra skin on your elbow is called your wenis.

    And ya I just giggled about it.
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    The Falkland Islands....(Said with a NJ thug accent): "Hey, teacher.... which Falkland Islands you talkin' about?"
  • BrandiPants
    BrandiPants Posts: 41 Member
    I have a few:

    When I was in highschool I worked in a photo lab and there was a family that would get their pictures developed there and their last name was Growcock. Made me laugh everytime!

    Satin Release~ a product we use in my salons after a waxing service to remove excess wax. Sounds more like a happy ending if you ask me!

    I used to have a client who would ask for a blow job at the end of her haircut! She meant blow dry!

    D!cks sporting goods~ They have balls!

    Conversation had by my grandparents while playing a friendly game of Nameburst (a game similar to outburst where you try and get your team mates to guess the name of celebrities and characters by describing them) The character was "The Beave"

    Grandma: You missed the Beaver!
    Grandpa: I didn't even see the Beaver!
    Grandma You didnt put it in the hole right!
    Grandpa: I cant find the hole!
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    old list but still funny:


    Top Ten Lines that Sound Dirty in Star Wars but Aren't

    10. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

    9. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

    8. Look at the size of that thing!

    7. Sorry about the mess...

    6. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

    5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

    4. You've got something jammed in here real good.

    3. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

    2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

    And the number one line that sounds dirty in Star Wars but isn't...

    1. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,446 Member
    Ran into this one when I was up North at the lake last summer...

    CarpetLiquor.jpg
  • cng1117
    cng1117 Posts: 225 Member
    Do you want a breast or a leg? I'm talking chicken people!
  • Yemaya1129
    Yemaya1129 Posts: 75
    There's a local breakfast place here that has an omelet inexplicably called "The Reverend's Gooey Pile." My SIL ordered it, and near the end of her meal, announced that "she was a fan of the Reverend's Gooey Pile." My DH and I couldn't stop laughing.

    Also, I was looking through recipes the other day and couldn't stop s******ing at "Dutch Oven."
  • VaporsWorld
    VaporsWorld Posts: 441 Member
    Cockaleekie
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    There's a local TV commercial that makes me cringe every time I hear it...it's for a carpal tunnel clinic called the Brown Hand Center. :laugh:
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    I have a few.

    Chubby Hubby Ice Cream
    Penal System

    One time my mother purchased bowling balls for my father and when she was in the store she asked the Man helping her what size and weight balls does he have! We laughed about that one for a while!
  • Yemaya1129
    Yemaya1129 Posts: 75
    My daughter was watching Curious George, to distract her for 10 minutes so I could check email and update MFP. All of a sudden, I hear ""those toys weren't enough for some wild monkey tub action!" (And yes, they were talking about bath toys, but I nearly peed myself laughing.)
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    The power of an upright in the palm of your hand. - Red Devil Vacuum

    I will tickle your tummy with the taste of nuts and honey. Honey nut cheerios

    Its just a mouth full of joy. another cerial - forget the name.



    My husband gave me these ones :drinker:
  • spoiledwifenikki
    spoiledwifenikki Posts: 92
    The other day when I mentioned myoplex, someone who will remain nameless (ahem, Mrs. McFadden) told me to enjoy my new Swedish massage toy. :laugh:

    If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk with my myoplex. Anybody got some extra batteries?




    rofl :laugh: :laugh:
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,446 Member
    Ahhh, yes! Getting jumped / getting a jump ... with jumper cables. :)
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