Things that sound dirty - but aren't
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"There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : ) "
Prounounced like "Poo Ket"0 -
^ Phil's screen name. Sort of like a Simpson's gag:
Scene: Moe's Bar
(Phone rings)
Moe answers phone: Yeah, Moe's...okay. Phil McRotch, anyone? Phil McRotch?!!
ETA: I'm sure it's not an accident, but it took me awhile!!!0 -
Climax, MI
Wish I lived there instead of Coldwater, MI :laugh:0 -
I once burnt my foot because I stood on a steaming manhole for too long.0
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Oh my gosh, that cracks me up. My sister worked for an architect for awhile and they call new structures erections. She said it drove her crazy. How do you get to that point where you don't laugh or crack a smile at least every time someone says that? I would rename them if it were me or just crack up!!!!!0
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^ Phil's screen name. Sort of like a Simpson's gag:
Scene: Moe's Bar
(Phone rings)
Moe answers phone: Yeah, Moe's...okay. Phil McRotch, anyone? Phil McRotch?!!
ETA: I'm sure it's not an accident, but it took me awhile!!!
Lol. I have many more aliases that are similar. Should my account ever be deleted or involuntarily deactivated in any way, shape, or form.. you will recognize it. :laugh:0 -
Oh my gosh, that cracks me up. My sister worked for an architect for awhile and they call new structures erections. She said it drove her crazy. How do you get to that point where you don't laugh or crack a smile at least every time someone says that? I would rename them if it were me or just crack up!!!!!
I have a double wammy working in an office that uses parts and architects. I have to type out specifications for jobs that contain both erections and nipples and sometimes even bushings:laugh:0 -
this isn't really dirty like the things yall have listed but it's funny...
the college "UTI" (Universal Technical Institute)...sorry but everytime i see a commercial advertising the school, i just think of many painful bathroom breaks lol0 -
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I have a friend who is from a town called Regina (pro: rah-gIna) in Canada. If I was a little more mature I probably wouldn't giggle every time she mentions it.
I have a friend named Regina. I giggle at lot too :flowerforyou:0 -
kumquat - makes me giggle every time
me too! It's my favorite word!0 -
Oh my gosh, that cracks me up. My sister worked for an architect for awhile and they call new structures erections. She said it drove her crazy. How do you get to that point where you don't laugh or crack a smile at least every time someone says that? I would rename them if it were me or just crack up!!!!!
Oh my...you just reminded me of something! I used to work for this place and I had to verify employment on clients. Once I had a client whose employer was Triple A Erections! :laugh:0 -
I have a friend who is from a town called Regina (pro: rah-gIna) in Canada. If I was a little more mature I probably wouldn't giggle every time she mentions it.
I have a friend named Regina. I giggle at lot too :flowerforyou:
I have 4 nephews and a son, and they were all sitting in the back of the van telling each other that girls have Regina's...(we only live 4 hours away from Regina)0 -
There are a couple of companies here (Victoria, BC) with great slogans
Scaffolding company - "Follow me for great erections"
*crap* I can't remember the other one.
Pat the bunny0 -
My Alma Mater - Ball State.....you know, good 'ol BSU0
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Just thought of another one. When I was in Nursing school, the very first day of clinical practice, we had to perform head-to-toe assessments in pairs. I was paired with a girl named Cherry. Within the first 1/2 hour of introducing ourselves and getting into the assessment, I went down the list and came across "Test for cervical strength" ... :indifferent:
And the conversation proceeded as follows:
Me: "Uhh... Cherry? I need you to spread your legs."
Cherry: "WTF?! Alread-- I mean, I thought we were doing head to toe, starting with the head first?"
Me: "Yeah, but it says here - 'test for cervical strength...'"
Cherry: "That's the cervical vertebrae in your neck, fool!"
Me: "Ooohhh... [:bigsmile:] So, are we gonna be testing the other cervical strength privately later?"
Cherry: "STFU! You're SOOO BAD! [LOL]... I barely just met you!"
And that's how I get down... Hahaha.0 -
The wetter it is , the better it goes in .. LOL my cousin said about the corks when he was bottling wine
I couldnt helpp but die laughinh0 -
seamen
succeed sounds like suck seed lol0 -
OMG these are hilarious :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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cream filling...lol0
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bump0
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We live just north of Bear Butte.0
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"Bona" wood cleaner!!!!!! Because they care about the wood!!!!
Immature, i know but I can't help it!!!!:laugh:
Thats awesome!!!0 -
my niece apparently attends the South Harmon Institute of Technology. that's right, S.H.I.T.
not really applicable in the conventional sense, but it cracks me up every time i go to her Facebook page and see it.0 -
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Kum and Go - convenience store chain
You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:
my uncle lives in muskogee and there is a kum n go on the corner of Hancock and hwy 69. i swear. google it. lol0 -
band rehearsal in HS - director was talking specifically to the trumpet section so the rest of us were just chit-chatting quietly. next thing I know, the director says "pull it out, lube it up and stick it back in" quite loudly. the entire room goes silent, and then bursts out in hysterical laughter. he was referring to one of the trumpet keys, but obviously we all went somewhere else.... :laugh: :laugh: :devil:
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Went to college at a place that had an all women's dorm called Beaver Hall. Seriously. Lol. You could live in either Smith or Beaver.0 -
Condom - a small town in France (no, seriously!)0
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At one restaurant where I used to we served stuffed trout. it was a fillet, with whatever stuff added, and folded over itself. I served it once, and since it still had the skin on, the guest was like "How do I eat this?" Without thinking about how it'd sound, I innocently replied "You just unfold it and eat it out." :noway: As soon as I said it, I clapped a hand over my mouth and I turned beet red. Luckily everyone at the table busted out laughing.0
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