Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • alliecore
    alliecore Posts: 446 Member
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    There's a truck wash a few miles from our house. There's this HUGE sign that says "Come dirty--leave wet"!!!! I laugh every time!
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
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    BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!
  • possummama
    possummama Posts: 96 Member
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    Blue Lick, KY
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    vagility
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
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    vagility

    ooohhhh....or someone that is vagile!
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
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    Knob Lick, KY
    Big Bone Lick, KY


    Kentucky has several
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    MFP ....
  • armingone
    armingone Posts: 16 Member
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    Ointment and applicator are my two.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    MFP ....

    *giggle*
  • Swilson87
    Swilson87 Posts: 139
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    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"
  • djthom
    djthom Posts: 651 Member
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    Wholesale warehouse "BJ's"
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
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    MFP ....

    OMG so true taso :happy: :laugh:
  • FIREfitGrl27
    FIREfitGrl27 Posts: 199
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    Polishing the knob.....

    Cleaning the pipes...

    Laying the pipe...


    All of these...I have learned ...are double meaning! Smh lol
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    big5pc.jpg

    but this might be a photoshop (still funny)
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
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    big5pc.jpg

    but this might be a photoshop (still funny)
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"
    They took over a chain of sporting goods stores here a few years ago! Cracked me up everytime I passed one for months. Still makes me giggle.
  • friedlillies
    friedlillies Posts: 19
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    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:


    ! kum and go ! I've never in all my days... I think I'm going to pee myself laughing! Glad I don't have to see that on the way to work every morning...way too funny
  • friedlillies
    friedlillies Posts: 19
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    oh, and Badcock Furniture stores, i've not seen one in some time but I always thought "What an awful name!"
  • just4peachy
    just4peachy Posts: 594 Member
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    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"
    Those are pretty common here but last weekend I was home to visit and passed one that had just been built. I pointed it out to my son and said, "Look, that's a huge D*ck's buddy!"
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    caulk

    makes me laugh anytime I use that in a sentence, or doing home repair

    hang on a sec while I break out my caulk

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