tinuz Member

Dark Matter

Pffff...easy. i even have a bigger boat

wait what....ofcourse. just heard there are zombies involved.... Im in!!!!

frekking hell....just shat myself when your picture passed by. :D

Something like "mine is bigger than yours" ;)

Quantico

Nautical related tattoos..... Compass: 077° is my year of birth Knot: i'm set for life...dont want anything else then sailing Swallow: free to travel Anchor: i found my place. Trident: i had some free space to fill up..... background filled up with world map.

No one in Antarctica has Covid-19..... thats because they're ice-o-lated

Where does Captain Hook go for replacements?? The Second Hands Shop

world record holder of against the wind cycling.....

Hillarious comedy..... Jojo "they look at me like i am some sort of monster" Adolf "who cares, when i was young they all said...look at this psychopath, he's going to get us all killed...................look at me now"

well, these kind of pictures makes us happy too.....

proffesional "letter Y" model

My last 3 days...... Great humor... good movie...got a bit annoyed with all the product placements...but still worthwile Was hoping for more action....still great though. marvelous acting by Joaquin

i've dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.... i will not rest untill i find it!!!

just realized my countertop is made of marble..... i have taken it for granite all these years

My dog ate my Computer science homework..... ....it took him a couple of bytes only

someone got accused of burying a person on cement..... .....but there was no concrete evidence

Sand sculpture model

Cop: i'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire wikipedia! Man: Wait, i can explain everything

James bond wannabee....

called my wife and told her i'll pick up fish & chips on my way from work, she didn't respond. think she is still upset about our kids names....

What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive..... Someday my prints will come

pilates teacher...promotes himself as "the one eyed pilates"

got fired form my job at the bank today..... an old lady came in and asked me to check her balance....so i pushed her over.

i have set my wifi password to 24446666677777777 When someone askes for it i just tell them it's 12345678

lap dance quality control inspector

keeper of time

Who can drink 20 litres of fuel? Jerrycan

My bathroom mirror is sooooo dirty..... ....but i just cant see myself cleaning it