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Sass.
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I confess that I hate smelling people. I often hold my breath when passing someone to avoid it.
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Jun 9 (6/9) Gemini
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A couple bad-*kitten* rockers!
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1995 (24 years old)
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Did someone say "Al Borland"? Beer and flannel shouldn't mix.
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How about Xavier vs Jedi mind trick?
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Any word formed by someone adding an "s" to the end of a name where it doesn't belong - "I'm going to the Walmarts." For some reason, people always do this to my last name, even when reading it.
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My wife hates this because of Lord of the Rings. So of course I always say it in my best Smeagol voice.
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We went to high school together, but never met until our 10-year reunion. Married 3 years later (10 years ago).
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So you ruined one rear end while admiring another? At least you didn't rearend a woman while checking out a pickup.
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"You say you respect me, so you should also respect the fact that I do not want to date you or hang out with you. We don't have any kind of relationship - you are just some guy at the gym. And please do not ever follow me to my car when I leave. If I am startled and feel threatened, I will protect myself appropriately." No…
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To be fair, we must consider that money is not the only thing of value that we have, and it is not the only form of sentence handed out to those who break the law. Community service and jail sentences attempt to deter crime by taking away your time. How can it be fair to make people with more money pay higher fines without…
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Necessary Roughness
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Dallas, TX
