Watching ladies bottoms!
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^Exactly. I'm pretty sure the OP is the same person who does 55mph in the left lane on I-95. I may or may not have thrown a small rock out of my Jeep at you. If you wanna look at *kitten*, go on google.I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
EDIT: Let it be known, however, that I love a good tush just as much as the next guy!
That's a bit harsh!!
I drive a 1 litre corsa, (actually it's my son's car) if I was driving at 55mph I'd be clinging onto he steering wheel in terror, that thing gets a bit shaky at anything over 45mph!
Definately not me on the I-95! I live in the south of England! We have poxy little roads with cars parked everywhere and every 25 yards there are traffic lights or pedestrian crossings!0 -
I go visit my brother in Worcester Park a lot, you'll have to look out for me!
I can't help it, I look at boobs too!I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!
I'm in Surrey too - so if you want a second opinion on your bum.....
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Most guys all look at girls butts and likewise most girls look at guys butts. I'd be worried if i started looking at guys butts!!!!!!0
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Is it ok for me to look at ladies' bottoms?!Most guys all look at girls butts and likewise most girls look at guys butts. I'd be worried if i started looking at guys butts!!!!!!0 -
So you ruined one rear end while admiring another? At least you didn't rearend a woman while checking out a pickup.I rearended a pickup at a stoplight once while checking out a ladies backside. Any woman with a nice rear should stay off the sidewalk. I live in a small town, so everyone knows this lady, so the cop understood when I told him and I didn't even get a ticket.0 -
I go visit my brother in Worcester Park a lot, you'll have to look out for me!
I can't help it, I look at boobs too!I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!
I'm in Surrey too - so if you want a second opinion on your bum.....
I'm blind - I wasn't offering to look at your bum!!
Actually I'm not blind, that's a lie and I'm a very bad person....0 -
I so do this! Not while driving, that's a bad plan.. But every woman I see, I pretty much *kitten* them and me, and every guy I see too. I check out proprtions, muscle tone/definition, etc.0
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So what we're saying is it's normal for women to check out other women's bums and boobs, but men think it's odd for a man to check out another man?!
Or do the men just not admit it?!0 -
I'm all about the azz...love it0
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ha ha ha ha... you said "assess!"0
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One time I was at Bonefish Grill and a woman walked past me with . . . ahem . . a very noticeable, firm, plastic-looking chest. I couldn't stop staring because it just looked so odd. She was walking in front of me but then turned so I could see her full-on. One of her nipples was hanging out in full view of the restaurant. That lesson taught me never, ever, ever to stare at people again. Sometimes you don't really like what you see!!0
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:laugh: This is the best comment ever. And I totally get you.0
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:laugh: haha! true!!0
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So what we're saying is it's normal for women to check out other women's bums and boobs, but men think it's odd for a man to check out another man?!
Or do the men just not admit it?!
I wouldn't call it checking out as in admiring their *kitten* or biceps or whatever. It's more like recognizing that the dude put in effort and has done it right.0 -
So what we're saying is it's normal for women to check out other women's bums and boobs, but men think it's odd for a man to check out another man?!
Or do the men just not admit it?!
I wouldn't call it checking out as in admiring their *kitten* or biceps or whatever. It's more like recognizing that the dude put in effort and has done it right.
x bows in recognition of SVCat's effort and ability to do it right x0 -
I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
Thank you. As a motorcyclist who gets nearly run over at least once a day, this disgusts me. Stop checking out pedestrians, playing with your phone, drinking your Starbucks AND DRIVE.0 -
I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.
I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.
This is sooo funny! I'm constantly trying to catch a glimpse of my *kitten*! In mirrors, in the frozen food section in the glass doors. ALWAYS checking out my *kitten*. It's rounded for the first time in my life!!!! I get really excited about my *kitten*, I'm glad I'm not the only one! And yes, I admit I check out other girls' *kitten* as well. I rather like em round and beefy :blushing:0 -
PWNT...
PSA, don't GIS "fat bottom girls" at work...
WTF?0 -
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
Editing to give credit: From the movie - This Is Spinal Tap0 -
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.0 -
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I
This!! 0 -
i don't look at ladies bottoms....but i do scope out "fat" people in line at amusement parks to see if they fit in the rides and if i'd be able to fit in them too (for the ones that DONT have a tester seat at the gate)
saves myself the hours of waiting and humiliation when i have to get off because i cant fit0 -
i don't look at ladies bottoms....but i do scope out "fat" people in line at amusement parks to see if they fit in the rides and if i'd be able to fit in them too (for the ones that DONT have a tester seat at the gate)
saves myself the hours of waiting and humiliation when i have to get off because i cant fit
Dammit...you just went and had to kill the chit out of this thread! I mean you took an axe to it!
I'm glad you're taking the initiate to do something about that Shalea! Go git it!0 -
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.
Well, since you asked
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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.
Well, since you asked
Is there room for one more. I feel the need to hold right now too0 -
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.
Well, since you asked
Is there room for one more. I feel the need to hold right now too
Only if you would like to watch my sweet moves for a few...then you can have some of my tots.0 -
I find myself looking at women a lot as well. Mostly just to compare because I want to see what I might look like once I reach my goal. I have always had a lot of muscle so things should firm up nicely including my rear. I had a friend randomly grab my butt years ago and then scream. I was "What the hay?" she then informed me that my butt was supposed to be squishy like jello not hard enough to bounce a quarter off of. To be fair I was sitting down with my legs crossed and she grabbed the part of my butt that was flexed from the leg being crossed over the other.
I do agree with the guy earlier who said that a good way to test bum quality is a nice slap. When done right it does make a rather satisfying sound.
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This thread is way too funny!! Hahahahaa!I may have accidentally missed the lights changing whilst bottom ogling, I'm not saying I did, just that I may have been slightly distracted by the wobbily, joggily botttoms. It's quite hypnotic!0 -
I can't help it, I look at boobs too!I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.
To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!
See, I think the only real danger would be attempting to assess your OWN @$$ while driving...0 -
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
I got a tear in my eye...this is so beautiful. Can someone hold me please.
Well, since you asked
Is there room for one more. I feel the need to hold right now too
Only if you would like to watch my sweet moves for a few...then you can have some of my tots.
How did I just KNOW I'd find you here SV?0
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