Watching ladies bottoms!

diadojikohei

Well recently I have developed a new obsession, looking at ladies bottoms, especially when I'm driving! I have to say at this point I'm 47, married 4 children.
Is she indulging is saphic fantasies? I hear you say (whilst rubbing you legs, no doubt) however I the answer is much more mundane!
I keep looking at ladies bottoms thinking, is my bottom bigger or smaller than that ladies bottom?
Ladies bottoms can vary is shape and size rather a lot, but shapely bottoms are rather pleasant to look at! And I would hope mine falls into that category. However it is very difficult to assess my bottom quotient as I only ever see myself, in the mirror from the front. Maybe I should get someone to photograph my bottom so I can keep it on my dash, so I can compare whilst driving?

What do you think?!

corn63

You compare while... driving?


What in sweet Hell are you/they driving?


Girl. You cray cray.

moosegt35

I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.

Skych123

i think thats a fantastic idea

MsP90X

lol... I do this too :P Maybe not while driving but while shopping for sure!

Sick_Beard

I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.

diadojikohei

I think this is what is wrong with most drivers today. When you are driving, you need to be paying attention to the road and traffic, not *kitten*.

I can't help it, I look at boobs too!
To be fair, the roads are so congested in Surrey, I hardly get above 20mph on the school run!

diadojikohei

I always choose the treadmill at the back of the room so I have a nice view from behind checking and grading each and every bottom from 1 - 10.

So now all the secrets are coming out!!

1ConcreteGirl

I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.

Maybe I'm being too scientific about it.

_the_feniks_

At least you only do it while driving. I do it 24/7.

taylor5877

PWNT...

PSA, don't GIS "fat bottom girls" at work...

diadojikohei

I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.

Maybe I'm being too scientific about it.

Did you write 'assessing' on purpose? lol!
I have to say in a completely straight way i find women's bodies more attractive than men's. Women are sooo curvy! Men are all about the muscle!

odusgolp

Girl. You cray cray.

Did you?? I think you just...

Oh you did... You totally just did that.

yoovie

I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.

I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.

SofaKingRad

I watch all the time. Especially while walking around campus at school

zaph0d

i'm going to need you to take a few steps toward me
now turn around
now bend over

Sick_Beard

I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.

I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.

The mental pictures are so uhm...satisfying right now =P

jdressel

I totally do this. Not while driving, really, but just in general; I'm always assessing women in an attempt to quantify what it is that makes a certain feature attractive or not attractive.

Maybe I'm being too scientific about it.

Too scientific? Impossible!

MisterGoodBar

hilarious thread, through and through.

Fit_Vixen

As big as my bodonkadonk is, no one would care to look, unless it was to make fun at my saggy jeans, lol!!! NOT HOTT!!

diadojikohei

I must admit ive been grabbing hold of my own *kitten* for the last 2 weeks. After years of trying to build it from scratch it is only now starting to show up and I cant believe it because I cant see it, so I've sat on my hands, Ive checked it out in store fronts, Ive grabbed a handful while checking it out in the mirror - I even took a picture of it when I got a wedgie while redoing the artwork on my new bedroom walls.

I dont judge you for comparing, as long as you dont judge me for being so freaking excited about my own *kitten* finally arriving 15 years post puberty.

Yay! Up the *kitten* I say!

I'm sorry, that didn't come out the way i thought it would! OOps!