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And both looks freakin hot BTW =]

Why is no one thinking about the children here, sure "Safety" is important up to a point. But now that they are both walking and talking (I am assuming they are) it's time to cut the apron strings. By six years old I was rollin dice in the alley and taking side bets at the ****-fights, by eight I had my own stable of hoes,…

I need to find a nerd girl who is into video games and can beat my *kitten* in a few of em without me having to dumb down my game.

Well since it's not my kid I say sure why not, while she is there maybe the kids can play in heavy traffic and lick foreign wall sockets too. They may never get this chance again so they may as well do it.

I workout with dumbbells so I don't have to have a spotter, I have no need for a dudes balls to be hanging over my head like the Sword of Damocles. I think my injuries would be much more severe from me dodging some dudes ball sweat and dropping a bar on my chest than simply letting a couple of dumbbells fall off to the…

This sounds like one of those things that wimmins tend to blow out of proportion. If a guy had said something like "You look very lovely today" a woman will be on this board later calling him an *kitten* because by saying she looked nice "today" it suggest that she looks like a pile of crap every other day. This is why the…

I'm losing weight so that the ladies will allow me to help them with the practice it takes to conceive =]

I'd say add me since I am almost in the same boat, but it's probably not a good idea because I'm an A-Hole =P

I have a finger in my butt....but not always

Right-O mate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpZU-UyjV9k

Not going through a divorce, but did lose someone I thought was someone else (that makes sense in my head) and I chose to use the emotion to get back in the gym. I was already doing better with the eating and all that and was losing weight, but when this happened I let the emotion push me into the gym instead of the…

This happens to me when I hear NKOTB's Hangin Tough!!!

Sex is your only answer, tell him the only blueberries you want are his. It will make him laugh and then moan if you do it right.

That pineapple drink looks delicious!!!!

All these years I have been reverse-ingesting toilet paper, I have no idea how many calories have gone unaccounted for =(

I need to lose 17,000 pounds and I need it gone by next week....I think I can do it =P Welcome to the site, there are a lot of nice people here. Though I am not among them.

What does doing it right consist of?

Destroyer of Worlds!!!

You may be over-fat without being over-weight. The BMI is quite flawed, but it's what Dr's and pretty much everyone else goes by. That sounds like an query you yourself should answer.

The nerve of her attempting to share some pizza with you, what a complete and total *****!!! Next thing you know she will be offering you a towel when you two are at the gym together, or the gods forbid...she may even offer to help you up should you trip and fall down. People like this are the worst kinds of human…

Big diff between the video from Jan to the one from March. Your delivery got a lot stronger in just that short time. I'll look for a more recent show, not that you asked for my critique or anything... just wanted to say Good Luck and all that =]

Very cool, checking it out now =]

There is a lot more to it than you would think, there is a huge difference between just calling someone fat and saying it in a way that is clever and will make people laugh. George Carlin who is considered by many to be one of the greatest comedians ever had some very well crafted fat jokes, fart jokes, **** jokes, and…

I snuck a peek at your pics and you are pretty damn fine. That being said, his retort although hurtful was actually pretty funny. I would think that as a comedian you would be able to find the humor in damn near anything and roll with the punches, I do hope you had a nice comeback at least. Also, do you have any recordings…

This is Chewdog, he is part yorkie too but don't hold it against him. I can't say your new friend will be like this but... This little guy runs the house and gods forbid anyone even think about stepping foot on his porch. He will bark and growl and look as ferocious as he can, up until the point that someone pets him, then…

My sex life =(

Burning down a *****'s house. I keed I keed