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The mariners are a farm team for the yankees have you not caught on to that yet. We need an owner that will spend the money to keep a good team.

@Norcalbreezy looks 35 in here before pic and 22 in her after

They were triplets

LoL a joke

^ is hot.

railing

@Redheaddevotchka 9 classic beauty

@Swt0pie 11ish

Way to do the math :)

yup

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person.…

yup. He uses his umbrella when it rains out.

Throw it straight up

Nope

A coffin? though I don't know why someone would rent one.

A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his…

I looked in the mirror and saw the table. You put the two halves of the table back together and make it whole you climb through the hole.

I flush it down the drain daily. it hopefully does not hurt wild life. I may be a monster.

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I believe I heard this one before. And I think it is a puddle of water. He hung him self while standing on a block of ice.

towel

The classic monty hall problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1 [but the door is not opened], and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then…

@Dead_darling' 19

Rainbowbrite was taken.

ket got it. Anyone else know any good ones. Also why does it work.

An EMP bomb has gone off rendering all technology useless and you don't have any candles. Also cheater.

@7funnygirl has a great smile, yes.

^17

Mine too.

Without context neither.