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^^^This!!! Best response so far lmao

I know, those dimples right?!! So droolworthy. Not quite Christopher Reeve status though haha

First of all, let me just say that this is an awesome question. Second of all, I think it's simply because the glasses mess up his vision. If you were wearing prescription glasses and don't need them, they make everything blurry. He wears them like that because he's trying to play the role of clumsy Clark Kent. Of course…

Basically he was pissed because you made him feel stupid, then he proceeded to insult you to make him feel better about himself. Believe me, he knew his comments hurt you because he did it on purpose. Please don't let a douchbag like that make you feel bad. He's a pathetic excuse for a human. The only mistake you made was…

So adorable!! I have a beagle mix too (he's in my weight loss ticker). They're quick on the draw when it comes to food haha

My dogs were terrified of the vacuum too. Then I started feeding them delicious treats while vacuuming. So now when I bring out the vacuum they both start sniffing and drooling all over the vacuum cleaner looking for treats. It's hilarious.

My dog does this too!! Then she runs around chewing on the squeaker until it's just a tiny chunk of chewed up plastic. So adorable :)

Chicken tacos with roasted corn tortillas, pepperjack cheese, onions, red peppers, cilantro, and homemade spicy garlic chipotle salsa. Is it dinnertime yet?!!

Only one way to fix this: Enemas. Lots and lots of enemas.

Home brewed. I buy whole bean coffee and grind it just before brewing. For one giant mug of coffee, I add 5 tsp real sugar, 1 tablespoon heavy whipping cream, and 2 tablespoons unflavored half and half. Sooo good...about 160 cals. Totally worth it. None of that horrible sugar free, artificial sweetener, flavored creamer…

Eating a chocolate chip cookie right now. It's delicious.

3 egg omelet with ham, spinach, onions, red peppers, tomatoes, chiles, and Frank's. It was delicious. I seriously thought about eating another one but decided to save it for dinner :)

It's okay, I won't tell anyone... *shifty eyes* For a price!!! muahahaha

Omg can't....stop....laughing...!! Please make it stop! :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

This is awesome. I'm callin steal-sies

*gasp* Is that the brown sugar kind???!! My favorite!! Gimmeeeee!!!

That time of the month? Chocolate. Lots of chocolate

LMAO I love the "gently" part. What, you can't rub Nair on somebody's eyebrows in a rough manner?! :laugh:

OMG I want.... *wiping drool off computer screen*

Cute title :) Congrats, 100 pounds ain't nothin to sneeze at!!!

I'm a medical professional and after examining her left eye in her profile picture, it appears to be normal. Carry on

Thank you for your help as well meeper! :)

Thanks to both crazybookworm and rileysowner! Very helpful answers :)

*raises hand* I would also like to turn into a Highlander.

Either way is good with me, just PLEASE don't start sporting a Combover! That is definitely not hot

*looks around, takes a cookie* *backing out slowly*

Mexican food

Waaaait a minute...is it 5 pounds of fat, muscle, cash, what? Cuz it makes a difference. :huh:

So burn down the gym.

Please don't get rid of your dog. Rescues have it hard enough as it is, and if you dump him on a shelter he's a chi which is an extremely over bred dog and stands 0 chance of being rescued. He will be put down. Definitely try crate training. Also separation anxiety needs training. For instance, do you make a big deal of…