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My best friend used to know how to play 4 different instruments, in three different languages.
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Dr. Phil Lying in a hammock, in the shade of a few trees with the sun peaking though a bit, feeling warm summer breezes while watching the waves gently wash the sandy beach -OR- The sound of another 5 am alarm clock.
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Willie Nelson
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Q:which side of a fish has more scales? A:the outside, of course.
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Hematopathologists
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I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For. U2
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Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give to their aged mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mom”. The second said “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver”. The third said “I have beaten you both. You remember how mom enjoyed the bible? And you know she can’t see very well any longer. I sent her a…
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“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.” ― Abraham Lincoln
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I soooo wouldn't! When you write your autobiography, what's the title?
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....date someone who used to be fat? Of course not....I'm married. But if I didn't have that marriage thingy going on, then sure why not? Firstly (as other's have said), it's great that the formerly fat person improved themselves. And secondly, people (at least that I know) normally date others for a variety of reasons;…