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I AM AWESOME AT SEX!! oh I thought we were shouting obvious things

holy mother of batman why would you want to squat in high heals (other than to pee behind a dumpster when you're drunk) try some weight lifting shoes, some chucks, or even vibrams

The warehouse district. That's where the "ladyboys" hang out

I licked last nights tears off my moustache, and thought to myself. Huh that would make pretty good lube

A there is scientific evidence showing that both sleep quality, and sleep quantity have an effect on body composition. If you are working out most of your body's HGH, and testosterone are released while in deep sleep. Both of these are critical to weight-loss. i use an app called sleep cycle which tracks my sleep (quality…

Well nowadays the combo of fat fingers, and tiny keyboards makes typing challenging. 'LOL' 'ROFL' 'OMFG UR A MILF' are a factor of typing economy

there, their, they're (me comforting the grammar natzi )

Whoa this thread went in an entirely unexpected direction!!

I would not say sashimi is very very low calorie. Salmon, swordfish, tuna..... are all quite high calorie meat. They are also very healthy for you, just not low calorie

Sashimi is the best choice white fish will have less calories than tuna / salmon. miso, seewead salad, edamame

try brotein ® It is best consumed first thing in the morning

my lolcano would erupt all over your page daily

Woooot this post made me lol so hard

When I am actively cutting I tend to not choose calories from sources like oil. When I am maintaining I am more likely to eat healthy fats

I also found Jesus this week...... Turns out he was hiding behind the couch the whole time

hahahah nothing says "true friend" like a mouth full of down feathers

Aww the biebs is so cute. I bet she doesn't even know she's a lesbian.

This seems like an appropriate response

Day drinking is the best, right guys? It helps me forget the way uncle Scott's whiskers smell

I am enjoying listening to some Sarah McLachlan... It is not making my dog so happy... see if he pees on the carpet again

I haven't murdered anyone in the face .... YET

Yes! I used it, and I am currently working on a 1/2 marathon

thanks ya :happy: I went with moustache which is also the English spelling.

Br'er Rabbit dumbo (because of big ears)

"Healthy intelligent training" was quite good

10 posts and zero FR's these threads are as effective as christianmingle.com

removed because joke was already made :{

I would add you so hard