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320 calories for 1/4 a watermelon is a good deal to me, but maybe you should put it in to weight terms 1 oz of watermelon is 8 to 9 calories or 144 calories per pound that is pretty calorie light to me, especially when you compare it to other food lets say chicken breast the same ounce is 35 calories. Instead of one ounce…

*whispers* "I just farted, and I think I pooed a little bit"

Sticks and stones, Stick and Stones. Maybe you should have came back at him with something like "Well even the most sex starved fatty wouldn't F**k you" or something about his penis size, I am sure you could come up with something that would cut his psyche to ribbons.

I have just one word for you "Plastics" oh wait that is a different conversation I mean "Watermelon".

I take a napkin to bed with me, to clean up after I am done eating in bed. That fur burger is extremely juicy and the best thing I put in my mouth all day.

You could have just said "Nope, just starting the Purina diet. Here's your sign!" in your best Bill Engvall voice

How about a Italian sausage wrap. I made this for my dinner and had the leftovers for lunch. Each wrap contains 1/2 Italian sausage link cut in to about 1/4 inch disks, a bit of butter, a small bit of white wine, a clove of garlic minced, a bunch of onions and peppers, and for the wrap a low carb tortilla. I had 2 wraps…

I would like to second the idea of oatmeal, a little flax seed, cinnamon, a apple, and green tea just over 200 cals. This breakfast is high in fiber and will make you feel full, it is much more satisfying in winter and is fairly healthy. Oatmeal can help with cholesterol, flax seed has omega 3's, apple gives you sugar for…

One thing I am loving lately is beef jerky. I make it at home using a box fan some furnace filters and a rump roast trimmed of fat. About 120 calories for a 1 oz portion, if you dry it out pretty well it is takes a long time to chew and is almost all protein also is salty to take care of that craving.

Congrats you just found a demographic that is gigantically skewed male, you might as well call a libertarian group a sausage fest. Have you heard about the Free State Project? If not maybe look in to it you could have your pick of thousands of men. I do wish there were more women with your predilection.

Home made beef jerky. 1 rump roast with fat trimmed sliced then put in to bag of teriyaki marinade with a little red pepper flake, onion powder and a bit of honey for 24 hours, drain then layout on furnace filters and strap them to a box fan on high for about 24 to 36 hours. Cheap low fat, low carb snack also no nitrates…

From my understanding to it is 8 of the 8 oz glasses of H2o. Fruit drinks, milk can be counted as water but I would not count diuretics like alcoholic drinks, coffee as water. Foods also have water in them think about watermelon, and lettuce that can help you hydrate but I personally do not count them as water.

Or http://youtu.be/WJq96xw9Yh4

Want to fork??? No, Ok how about we just spoon.

34 here and acting like I am 20 especially in the summer with music festivals and Renaissance faire.

Let me check, yep still exhaling carbon dioxide. Guess I fit the criteria.

I will say your friend is wrong, plenty of big guys like skinny women ( I should know since I fit the description except the beard). Ever hear of the phrase "opposites attract"

So far I have lost a Elephant heart and a rack of baby back ribs, mmmmm baby back ribs.

Now that would be a sight to see.

That's the problem we want the peep show!!!!!

I might want to see that once just for the novelty factor.

The avian way of feeding its young is so much more disgusting, regurgitating food in to the young's mouth.

I can't believe that pic doesn't violate one of the plethora of rules this forum has enacted.

I have no problem with it, especially if the woman is nice looking (heck I may throw her a dollar if I can join in on the other one). Everyone loves breasts, why do you think that breast cancer research gets so many donations. If we men can go topless in public women should have the same right to make that choice. Ladies,…

Nuts provided our ancestors with nutrition and energy to get through lean times and thrive. That is good enough for me to think of them as healthy. At the family farm we have English walnuts, Chinese chestnuts, and I just planted some more filberts (aka hazelnuts) been eating them since I was a child and wont stop anytime…

This is one of my favorite lines for women http://youtu.be/WJq96xw9Yh4 But only when I am wearing my trench coat, ohh yea.

Try some dried herbs test different ones I will bet you will find something you like I tried Italian seasoning I liked it. Maybe a small amount of chili powder (never tried it) I did try some garlic salt (not too bad).

I do take a multivitamin but I do like to get many nutrients from food. The vitamin is just to make sure I am not missing something. I do take Vitamin D supplement because I spend so much of the day in a office and don't get sun on a daily basis plus living in Western NY in the winter you can be deficient even out in the…

How about some beans for me some baked beans and steak is great. Also a potato with fat free sour cream chives and some bacon crumbles. Sorry watch out for that puddle of drool.

Melatonin can help with your sleep depending on why you are having problems. You can find it in cherries instead of buying supplements just a tip for others. As another person said Valerian root is also helpful for sleeping, herbalists sometimes call it natural Valium (diazepam) it can have similar effects. Please be…