delaniecastillo

More toes!

Whenever I see the cheesy toe pics, my nose starts smelling corn chips.

For a second it felt like efukt.

I'm in Texas so we usually just tip our ten gallon hat at each other when passing by during a run and say, "HOWDY YA'LL!"

Unicorn meat. You get to choose if it it low calorie or high calorie. It's amazing stuff.

I told him I leg press 630#. LMAO

Oh god, I hope that creepo guy doesn't start messaging you ladies about leg press numbers.

I love strip clubs. They are so much fun but I am one of those odd chicks that like the "art" of it. It takes some work to work that pole. The drunkdriving is a no-no. That should be your main thing along with compromising from both sides. Honestly, looks like you guys are in two different streets of life -or- he is…

Clean eating is drinking a cup of bleach after my Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger.

High fives to all the ladies! You look amazing. I can only hope I look half as good!

Ever accidentally taste your nail polish or nails after using a acetone-based remover? Pretty easy to do.

You didn't mention any protein. So yeah, I need my proteinz. And junk food is super cheap especially if you coupon like I did. Healthy meals and items don't really have much coupons or discounts so I am spending a decent amount on eggs, meat, fresh fruit/vegs, and lower cal/sodium items.

I eat only the finest of unicorn meat for last weight loss and currently on the Air-only diet.

I love that site so much. I use it against antivaxxers who try to spew how horrible people are for vaccinating their kids.

I came to say something like this but you did it just perfect.

Normal spine vs Ghetto Booty This pic makes me laugh for some reason...

Without pics of her butt, this is useless to decide.

Me too! Great job! Soon you will be able to dress like Pam! RAWR!

I agree. It is rough. Oddly enough, I am called the Brad Pitt of eating here. Because i am always eating all day. Just like Brad Pitt in his movies.

You might want to eat a nice breakfast and make it pretty filling. Mainly because fast food is all around and easy to drive right thru and order. Bring a good insulated container with a icepack. Cold items or dry items are probably going to be best. Watch out for prepackaged soups and meals (like dinty moore or ramen)…

sookie!

I usually just take my boobs off when I weigh-in. SO much easier.

Everything I read on the internet is accurate. I started cleaning my fast food with ammonia and bleach and drinking cancer-inducing diet cokes along with my burger detox diet. Oh and I drink water from the tap.

I went from 1200 and bumped it to 1500-1650 (sometimes 1850) and started losing weight. 1200 was too little for me and I have been steadily dropping. Can't drive a car without gas do remember you're body will hold onto all the fat if it thinks you are starving yourself. I learned the hard way. Don't make my mistake!

As long as they see their doc and get an annual physical checking diabetes and cholesterol, they are going to presume they are fine and they may very well be. If they don't want to change, they won't. I see heart attack patients who have open-heart surgeries or lose limbs from diabetes and still do whatever they want. They…

I love gravy.

haha, yeah. It is really scary some people didn't realize it is a satire.

Yes, but only after they have banged or realize the boundaries of friendship. Once they bang is out of the way, then it releases a ton of issues "Does that mean the sex wasn't great and you had no connection?" Absolutely not. Could mean just the way things are at the moment. Two different roads. Compatible sex

No but I will next time I make ovenbacon.