anubis609 Member

I condone ejaculate conception. All I know is to probably weigh in after periods are done. Maybe.

Really? My Fleshlight still works.

I can now plunge my toilet in 10 seconds or less.

Candlestick sex shows are fun.

I would recommend seeing the proper healthcare professional to suggest detox centers for substance abuse.

I hate everyone equally :happy:

Humans have evolved it into pissing contests.

Anytime :flowerforyou:

For the love of everything unholy, don't even look at it. It'll cause hyperglycemia, adverse gluten reactions, diabetic coma, severe water retention, penile menstruation, auto-asphyxiation *kitten*, and sporadic topic posting leading to misinformed medical jargon recommended by second-hand resources from outdated…

I just got this and had to use it somewhere. You're welcome :happy:

Panty lines are fine. But if I see a "Wednesday" panty being sported on a Saturday, then it's subject to odd looks.

Pure sexiness:

Wow. No.

Eggs and nut butter. It's not just a euphemism anymore. Seriously, try it.

I usually do the opposite of what's making me lethargic. For example, if I'm not getting enough sleep, I close my eyes for 8 hours. If I'm not getting enough calories, I'll go to a buffet. If I've been exercising without rest for an extended period of time, I'll go to a buffet then close my eyes for 8 hours. Stuff like…

You FAQer. Hahaha.

Oh what the hell, everyone suggesting healthy calorie dense food... If you're really not hungry, eat a donut. It won't make you full. Just to add to the redundancy, make it semi-healthy; add some fresh nut butter.

Absolutely. Though, there has to be more of a measurable quantity other than "per shot". I think there should be "buckets" and/or "bathtubs" also.

And profane excitement ensues...

How sweet. I assume you used the meth to wean him off of crack, as drug logic dictates.

Hot sauce + horseradish + mustard blend. It feels just as good going out as it tastes going in.

That's the most romantic story ever.

I actually refer to it as freshly squeezed penis juice, but then it gets confused with home made nut butter.

Sterile urine! :drinker:

The percentage difference between the two is minute enough to be considered negligible as long as you have an adequate intake of protein, you can maintain, or reduce the amount of muscle lost. Resistance training will also help with that.

Unless you're an endurance enthusiast who's super anal about the fine line between the few beats per minute that differentiate those zones, they really don't matter. Generally, the higher your HR, the more calories you burn.

Word.

Hot links wrapped in puff pastry dressed with butter and cheese. Pigs in a blanket evolved to what I called "quilted hottie links."