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I was single for 4 or 5 years. Never bothered me. Married now and happy in that too. I think the trick is to like your own company and then wait for someone whose company you enjoy just as much. Can't go wrong then.

Just reading the mortal instruments series after seeing the film. For character development and emotional involvement I'd recommend Sleepers by Lorenzo Carcaterra. Good legal plot too. Kelley Armstrong's other world series is good for werewolves.

I confess, it annoys me that people ask how I am but they don't want the actual answer. I wish they wouldn't ask.

Firefly is my all time. It's a must watch once a year tbh. regular tv: Code Black Blacklist walking Dead Awkward just finished binge watching Community and Dr Who. I've now moved on to White collar and catching up with Once upon a time.

Me! I've been on this since December and so far lost 6lb. I watch what I eat bit I know exercise will help. I'm trying to get move movement but it's difficult at the moment and I feel like its really holding me back. I'm not giving up though.

Hey... Best tip I have is plan your food for the week as best you can. With 3 kids there will always be days that don't go to plan but you have to just shrug that day off and try again.you can do this!

So tragic. He was an impeccable actor.

Granted but you must work every hour of every day forever and you never get time to spend any money. I wish I just hadn't seen the all time wedgie on TV. I cringed so much I hurt hurt my brain.

Collects pets that look like Queen Victoria.

Granted but now you've gone full Benjamin button and will soon become a man baby. I wish someone would bring me some chocolate.

Eats the nose pickings of other people

Bought binoculars to spy on the streets and track wanderers.

Granted, but it now tastes like celery so what was the point? I wish my hair didn't take so long to dry.

Granted but now you can't feel anything at all. No physical, mental or emotional sensation can reach you and you are a tragic void of emptiness. I wish I could grant wishes for real and not have to ruin them.

Always does the double pistol salute before leaving a room.

Granted. You can no longer vomit. But that disgust all has to go somewhere and so your pores now ooze a greenish fluid. It's gross, it smells and it's never coming out of your favourite shirt. I wish I hadn't grossed myself out imagining the smell.

Has a strip act that involves balloon popping.

Granted no more mouthgasms for you. Sadly all of the varieties of gasm are now lost to you forever. I wish someone would write this paper for me.

Granted but when you won you don't know it either because Forres's first snap went astray and gave you a head injury which makes you unable to retain any short term memory. Bummer. I wish I had a cupcake.

Specialises in gerbil taxidermy.

Makes sure to get everywhere before Jordan and paints all the polka dots blue to prevent relaxation.

@SVRich that is some incredible ink. Not a big gamer but Bioshock?

Is an expert at the Carlton dance from fresh Prince.

Granted but the waffels were sketchy and have now run out of you instead. I wish the office wasn't so hot.

People who put wet spoons itn he sugar bowl.

Blows out people's candles with farts.

Granted but now there is just you, slowly walking in front and having burpees coming at you but being unable to step aside. I wish I could get the song "I just can't get enough" out of my head.

Granted and now all of those people with super orange tango tans are the new in thing. What have you done?!? I wish my jumper had full length sleeves instead of 3/4. My arms are cold.

It was in my office. I wash it and put it top side down on my coaster. Cause I know I'm weird about it. I'm guessing she isn't weird about it at all though and so thought nothing of it. So I was wondering how very weird I was. :D There is a new cup... but sadly he is a prisoner and gets locked in the desk from now on. Sad…

Probably was. I didn't make a thing about it, that would just be really weird and awkward. I just stealthily bought a new cup. I was just wondering if I was the only one who had to do that.