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Since God is really only familiar with impregnating virgins this whole "loud sex thing" might just not be in his wheelhouse so it makes perfect sense to me that he could be looking to MFP for assistance...

But you only have 3 followers, one of whom is your cat so who's going to read it...?

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If you have a whole bunch of money burning a hole in your pocket that you were looking to use to buy something useless and scammy then by all means - go crazy!

Fluffy Falaise - I'm going to start sending out my resume stat!

no carbs and no sugar? is that the one that you gnaw on cardboard and wish for death...?

Wouldn't that be more like a piece of toast...

and hair!

Now that's what I call a man - hairy, cookies, blue, what more can you ask for?! - of course he is eating that cookie not bringing it to me, that could be a problem...

Mine told me to Climb It yesterday - since we were on our way to bed I took it as a come-on - and hey, I'll try anything once...

how many eyes does one person need? are you one of those greedy people that insist on having two...?

I don't know if it's the onsie or the green hat but HELLZ YA!

the salty/sweet combo for sure - big winners, Godiva chocolate dipped pretzels and my newest discovery Chicago Mix popcorn - a mixture of caramel and cheese popcorns - may sound weird but tastes amazing!

people who use "like" every other word - because you know like the English like language is like verbose enough you know like so you should like add as many like extra words in as you like possibly can, like you know?

depends - is it a Thin Mint? Can I wrap the Thin Mint in the bacon?

Is this true? Today is my birthday and I have been feeling really guilty about the A&W Onion rings I ate at lunch... ;-)

No he's actually the one that invented control top pantyhose and high heels!

He is also extremely invested in the outcome of reality television shows - that god is one busy dude (or dudette)!

Markham here!

I like daisies, I stutter, I once killed 99 men just to watch them die...

For starters, there is nothing super unhealthy about a pancake, especailly if you only ate one - if you want a pancake, have a pancake - I know there are different schools of thought on here about clean eating and an all-or-nothing mentality but for most of us, that's super unrealistic! if a pancake fits into your plan and…

I am looking forward to being able to fit into my "fancy" work clothes again. 6 years ago I started working for an IT company and all I have worn for the past 5 years are jeans and hoodies - now that I have a "real" job again, I was sad to discover that all of my (expensive) business-y type clothes no longer fit - I have…

I'm in! 5'1" SW: 165 CW: 160 GW: 155 Weigh in Dates: 5/1 5/8 5/15 5/22 5/28 End of Month (or whatever weigh in days you use) Total weight lost: My fitness goal is to actually start doing something now that I have the eating part somewhat under control! I also lack MFP friends so feel free to add me!

I sympathise, I went pop free almost 3 weeks ago - drink lots of water the first couple of days to help with the headache (if you aren't replacing the caffeine with something else) and take heart in the fact that the craving goes away pretty quick (at least it did for me). The added side benefit is that there are lots of…

As for the times you "fall off the wagon" It might also help to not think of it as you having failed and having to start again but instead as a bump in the road on a journey - that sounds so poetic, I'm impressed with myself! ;-) But seriously just think of it as a process - not everything you do will work but it doesn't…

Bridesmaids - I mean really? And for an Oscar nomination to have come out of this drek is even worse! And whoever was looking for an adult who liked the Twilight movies, that would be me! 2 words - Tyler Lautner - jailbait or not - Yum!

You mean one to two pounds a week right? Not day? If you are expecting to lose that a day then no wonder you are disappointed!

mmmmmmm tv....teacher, mother, secret lover... truer words were never spoken (incidently by a fat guy with a skinny hot wife - or as hot as you can be with yellow skin and blue hair!)

That's just crazy talk, next you'll be saying that reality tv isn't actually real! ;-)

If it makes you feel better, back in the 90s it was the same deal with Tracy Abbott and Brad Carlton on Young and the Restless! Of course Tracy lives in New York now and is still overweight and Brad is dead (for now, until he comes back as a zombie or a ghost or an evil twin) so the moral of this story is hot guys don't…