Satan gives me power to achieve

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Yes, that's right. Satan helps me get through life. I look toward the dark lord for enlightenment.

I am so glad to have him in my life as a guiding light.

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  • Posts: 62 Member
    HAHAHA. love this
  • Posts: 132 Member
    This doesn't have anything to do with the other post about Christ does it? O-o
  • Posts: 62 Member
    personally, i'm not too fond of satan. after all, satan is responsible for putting those damned calories in ice cream and beer.
  • Posts: 155 Member
    This made me chuckle, then giggle then laugh out loud.

    Well played- tres cheeky!
  • Posts: 1,934 Member
    No, no, no, no. He's responsible for making the empty calorie, low protein food DELICIOUS.

    But you gotta give the guy credit for independence. I'm a fan, too.
  • Posts: 44 Member
    personally, i'm not too fond of satan. after all, satan is responsible for putting those damned calories in ice cream and beer.

    No he's actually the one that invented control top pantyhose and high heels!
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  • Posts: 2,833 Member
    Hang out with Satan and you get to drink beer, eat pizza, and watch the game on TV, any sport, 24/7, in an overstuffed recliner
  • Posts: 158 Member
    Yes, that's right. Satan helps me get through life. I look toward the dark lord for enlightenment.

    I am so glad to have him in my life as a guiding light.

    That's awesome.

    Also, I give myself all the glory for my successes, not some "high power". I never really understood religion anyways. If I do something great, I am going to thank myself, not thank "God". Just sayin lol.
  • Posts: 2,780 Member
    Oh, where did you meet him?
  • Posts: 70 Member
    I choked on my tea laughing.
  • Posts: 497 Member
    I like you.
  • Posts: 247 Member
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  • Posts: 3,614 Member
    On second thought.

    I'm not Christian and I don't really care what anyone chooses to believe or not to believe.

    I just want to do the best thing for myself and those around me.
  • Posts: 614 Member
    Hang out with Satan and you get to drink beer, eat pizza, and watch the game on TV, any sport, 24/7, in an overstuffed recliner

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
    Need a little bit more of my twelve ounce nutrition
    One more helpin' of what I've been havin'
    I'm takin' my turn on the sin wagon
  • Posts: 2,576 Member
    I hear his hot yoga centers are the best around.
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