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Prejudiced against dead people.
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Had to spend all the rent money on air freshener.
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Fun
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Spent too much time lounging in bed watching Netflix.
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Never wanted to go outside his comfort zone.
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Have a sandwich making contest, then declare us both winners because delicious sandwiches.
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Never wanted to try anything new.
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Spent too much time working on his car.
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The real deal, probably.
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I'd declare a thumb war, and lose.
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Was too clingy and didn't give me any alone time. Especially in the shed.
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Wouldn't put the hoe back in the shed after gardening, ever.
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Was cited for chasing a flock of peacocks onto a football field while a game was in progress.
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It's the week before that's hard on me. I start craving things I don't usually eat, and they are all carby, salty, sugary things. If I give in then I'll gain 4-5 pounds in water weight that depresses me, and by the time TOM eventually rolls around I feel awful. The only upside of TOM is if I was diligent about keeping to…
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Got mad that I took her clothes that she stole from her ex.
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Never sprung for drinks when we went out.
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Violated a restraining order numerous times trying to pass me unwelcome buckets of KFC... after cherry picking all the drumsticks.
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Keeps calling up to my job disguising her voice and claiming that I've been stealing her newspaper every morning for the past two weeks when I really only did it for about a week.
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Where Do You Go - No Mercy
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I've been guilty of wanting the weight to fall off faster as well. I think we've all wished for it at some point. As other posters said, it didn't all come on five pounds at a time, and it's not gonna come off that quickly. Not in any sustainable way, anyhow One thing that has motivated me from trying to drop more than 2…
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I take Life's Fortune Multivitamin and Mineral. I work a split shift and am always tired in the afternoon so I'll pop two of them about 1 o'clock and it really helps with my energy levels. I take them for granted sometimes, but when I run out I always notice a difference in how I feel.
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I work a split shift and tend to be up most nights. Add me if you like.
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Gave me a second chance, but I wouldn't give up on the Journey. So we touched and went our SEPARAAAAAAAAATE WAAAAAAAYS.
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Gorgeous
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Stole my keys and wrinkled my Randy Travis poster.
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Suffocated by an errant bulk delivery of off brand Cheez-It crackers.
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Got tired of me singing Journey off-key in the shower at 5 am every morning.
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Recruited my grandmother to hand out flyers for single's night at the nudie club down the street.
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I gave up juice and soda a couple of years ago and now drink water and coffee exclusively. I'm picky about my water and prefer room temperature bottled water with True Lemon for flavor. Aquafina is my favorite because I can buy a 32 pack for 4.99 and it tastes better to me than any of the other brands I've tried. I bought…
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My confession is I'm lazy and not a very good cook so I mostly eat TV dinners and canned soup. It's easier for me to log the calories when the meal is prepackaged and I don't have to look up every ingredient.