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I count my corn calories by how much is actually digested. If I poop back out 50% of my corn then it was only 50% of the calories duh.

Hmm...tough answer. The only "markers" you have while doing backstroke are the lane rope to your left and flags above you 5 meters before the wall. I really can't remember at this point how I became accustomed to swimming backstroke without any fear (been swimming 20 years now) but just like anything else it will take lots…

Swimming is a full body aerobic exercise, no matter what stroke you swim. If all you can do is front crawl (freestyle) then that's fine until you strengthen your muscles to be able to do the other strokes.

Professional mud wrestler who moonlights as an artist because she has insomnia.

5'10" 175 lbs @ about 13% BF currently, about to go into bulk to 195 lbs, goal is 185 lbs @ 9% BF

Take me home tonight-Eddie Money

They drug test you at the end if you win. Like I said I'm bulking long term but this is a nice jump start.

Yeah my brother is doing the cut but i'm trying to bulk through February so I figure why not start with this and a chance at some cash

Splenda is sucralose...you'll find sucralose in 90%+ of supplements that are sweetened

We have a Starbucks espresso machine in my office. Enough said.

you must live across from me

flattened all my knuckles in my right hand after attempting to punch a hole through "drywall" in high school. I connected with a 2x4 instead. Mr Miyagi would be ashamed that it did not break :(

MGM Studios (if it's still called that) has a good 50s style diner with "cheap" Disney prices and decent quality food. Also has a bar attached with normal priced drinks instead of $12 beers like everywhere else

not really into guys legs...or men at all for that matter.

Sneak up on Kanye West and punch him in the face. WWYD if the zombie apocalypse took place?

Assume her husband had nothing to do with this and she's smiling today.

Found out my liver is slowly shutting down and I can no longer consume alcohol unless I would like to speed up the process. FML.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST BY FAR.

THANK YOU. I was going to post something much more obscene, but, God forbid someone get butt hurt and report me again.

All the tequila in the world would not make me consider it.

20 taco challenge in under 40 minutes at a mexican restaurant in Clearwater, Fl called Poblano's. That and the pizza pie challenge at American Pie in largo, Fl-29 inch cheese pizza to split with a friend and finish in under an hour. Delicious both times.

All protein is going to give you 4 calories/gram. Lean meats will give you the best ratio of protein:fat such as chicken breast, venison, pork tenderloin, certain cuts of lamb aren't too bad either. When picking out meats at the store or butcher be sure to choose cuts with less white stuff (fat) or trim it off yourself.

What "chemicals" are you talking about? The amino acids? Those are the precursors to protein synthesis. Load me up with those "chemicals" if that's the case.

Probably a bike ride through Arizona.

Obviously this has already been done as I've been tested out the *kitten* at this point. Doctors however generally turn straight to medicine, and I am looking more for foods. Thank you for the info about the rice bran this was new to me. I'm about to start taking milk thistle, 1000mg daily. Doc said cut out alcohol (this…

Ignorance is bliss :)

This is true. I will be the first to admit I realllllly like MILFs and cougars.

lol creep much?

You clearly do not live in Florida if you sweat more in a gym than outside.

I prefer the bacon diet.